I keep hearing this argument. To me, though, it seems obvious that Pence would be better a million times better than Trump.

I don’t know, dude. They didn’t have a prenup. He didn’t ask for a cent in the divorce. And these days he seems pretty jazzed about destroying society. I just don’t see our Rusty being all impressed like, “Wat? An ‘rena tour? Whoy, oy ‘ad no ideer she were so clever!”