Where did you get the idea that chocolate is something adults should be embarrassed to like?

Chocolate milk is delicious and essentially just cold hot chocolate. I will drink it for the rest of my life.

yeah well there are lots of things we should not be doing.

No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Fewer than 40 percent of humans on earth can digest lactose post-childhood...

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Ok so I know that this NOT the point of the article but bathroom attendants drive me absolutely bonkers.

Yes. Really. It isn't because the kids didn't understand relationships and went to a weird place. I also did similar types of things as a young man. It was awful, but it's being a kid.

For the record, you should never do stuff like this for someone you aren't currently dating. So: not for crushes, not for exes you're trying to win back, and not for people you've just started dating either.

Otherwise it just sorta screams "I'm creepily obsessed with you and have no sense of personal boundaries."

Alternate Take:

Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

As the child of a narcissist (my father- thankfully my mother raised me) I can guarantee that grown children do not cut off ties with their parents because the parent did too good a job at building the child's self-esteem or because the parent won't support the view that the child has of themselves. Not talking to a…

Why would you wish that on his career? This is going to be poison for these two.

I had a childhood friend (whom I'm no longer in touch with) that went to boarding school for her freshman year of high school and Dakota Johnson was her roommate. Apparently she did a lot of coke and/or other drugs and was just a nasty bitch. Said friend ended up returning home to go to regular high school after that…

You're not supposed to shower everyday. It's bad for your skin and your immune system. It's not unhygienic to skip showers if there's no compelling need for one.

Just read it later ;)

Ugh, article so long. somebody summarize

You mentioned this in passing so I just want to pull it back out of the ether:

Women of color are vulnerable. Women of SIZE are also vulnerable (regardless of color, but especially if they are both of color AND size).

All the discussions sparked around this issue seem to focus entirely on the fact that women are…