You mean there's never been one? I kind of assumed there would have been at some point over the last 50 years.

So what you're saying is that God's chosen people is actually the Canucks. Welp, guess Judaism had a good run.

Well, now I'm imagining Lex Luthor banging Martha Kent.

Firsties seem to be gone. Think back - when was the last time someone caught cancerAIDS?

That's clearly not a Blackberry, so how is he using a touchscreen with gloves on? They don't seem to be texting gloves with the differently-coloured fingertips. This minor oversight is a clear indication that the movie will be the worst one ever made in the history of cinema.

I believe he's also entitled to UK citizenship through his mother so there's no legal barrier for him to hold public office.

Yeah, if he's not doing anything with Battle Angel Alita before 2030 then maybe let someone else have a crack.

The Korra one looked nice but apparently wasn't that great either.

It was adapted reasonably well as the Road to Perdition comic, which was itself adapted into a Tom Hanks movie.

He's also adapting the live action Azumanga Daioh and The Tower of Genjei because whythefucknot.

Takashi Miike has also made horrific commercial schlock like Ninja Kids!!! Him being the director is no guarantee of awesomeness for a movie.

So Justin Lin is basically the only Asian American director they know in Hollywood, right? Because his name seems to be a common thread in all these Hollywood remakes of Asian media properties.

Wait, what new version? Wasn't Leah sent to the past by Hela and after eons grew up to become Hela herself? Although I think Young Avengers mentioned some problem with Leah's time travel but I never finished that run.

And the best part (and unlike other comic book stories) is that it ends. Kid Loki's story had a giant "The End" on it which hardly any other mainstream comic book character has. I suppose it's possible some idiot a few years from now could try to resurrect him but I'm sure fans will choose to ignore it just because of…

Yeah, I can't recall any movie of his that I actually liked. His filmography is basically just really long music videos with a lot of talking in them.

It was the ninjas. Putting together ninjas and murderous vigilantes wielding belt-fed machine guns doesn't work unless you're going comic book nutso instead of the grounded aesthetic they were shooting for.

What teens? They're all laid-off factory workers and single mothers in their 40's.

I was briefly amused by imagining a Japanese man shouting about space politics as X-Wings launch during the opening of Azumanga Daioh.

They call their presidential palace the Blue House. Also, it's in South Korea. Also, the US mistakenly bombs South Korea instead of going to another planet. Yeah, the script is kind of confusing but I'm sure it'll make sense once Emmerich gets on it.

I liked Hela's version in the Kid Loki arc, though explaining why would be kind of spoiler-y.