Right, it's implied they're lizard people or subhuman monsters from the underdark or some shit.

The Dothraki are based on the Mongols but played by white people. They're like John Wayne in The Conqueror.

I'm curious, how does an audiobook version of a comic book work?

Great news, I always thought it would make a great TV show. I mean, most of the action is just in that house which would help keep the budget down. That's got to be a positive for the beancounters out there.

But Siege feeds into Kid Loki, which was one of the best Asgard storylines they'd ever had.

You didn't get Wallace Wells? Unfortunately the game is no longer on the PSN store, so only the people who already bought it can play it. I re-downloaded it the other day and no one was on multiplayer. Too bad, it could get pretty fun with 4 people messing around.

Here's something to mess with your head - until she blew up, Carly Rae Jepsen was opening for Hanson.

Oh shit, she was Cecile? I loved that movie and did not recognize her at all.

Do you mean this?

Is your avatar by Junji Ito? Which story is it from?

That's what marketers say to encourage teens to buy their shit, yes.

Right, and The Graduate apparently has to be assigned as homework, whereas The Craft is being discovered by teenage girls on their own.

What, you think teenage girls in the 21st century can't relate to Quentin Tarantino going on at length about violent sex with Madonna? That's all they ever tweet about.

That, or a Japanese hologram woman horrified at discovering how many guys are wanking off to it 24/7.

What I think is fucked up is that there are still debutante balls. Non-ironic and non-hipster ones where actual rich people go. And they're all good-looking and horrifically wealthy! It's some real My Fair Lady shit.

Wasn't the cancelled Daredevil movie set in the 70's? Not the Affleck one, the one that was being made before Marvel got some of their IPs back.

What, you don't like low-rise condos and pushing poor people out of downtown?

You're talking about the guy whose photography career consists entirely of selling pictures of himself in a gimp suit to a creepy old man.

This season has been more fantastical and less directly political, to what I feel is the show's detriment. I guess you could kind of connect the Punisher to debates about gun control, or if you squint really hard you could pretend that the Punisher is a heroic interpretation of a mass shooter a la Newtown etc.

Well, if you ever feel like changing it up: