way back in the day when my Catholic school human sexuality teacher asked all the kids who knew for certain that they were a direct result of the rhythm method to raise their hands, half the class did.

Enjoy Chihuahua in July, chumps!

Jemima Kirke needed to hem her skirt so it wouldn't crease so awkwardly.

I have to take thyroid meds for an autoimmune disease, and I've done a little research the history of thyroid meds in order to understand why it was so hard to get diagnosed, why I always seem to get the runaround on renewing my scrip. Long story short, using thyroid meds to lose weight is a really, really terrible…

I for one would like to see those consent forms, and see precisely what was consented to.

I'd like to ask, as final thought, why instead of defending the text you love, you chose instead to attack my taste, my education, and even my capacity for joy. I'm a stranger to you. You know nothing about me, and you seem to revere Peter Pan.
My suspicion is that in your heart of hearts you know the text is…

I'm sorry that your years of study haven't engendered any critical distance or the ability to effectively use literary theory. Just because I can separate literary biography from the Lives of the Saints doesn't mean "the riches of literature" (as you so histrionically put it) are lost on me.

You used the word problematic. You are sooo sensitive.

Yeah, he was pretty racist.

You make a super fun conversationalist Bitch Punt, what with your refusal to open your mind to the possibility that there's anything to learn. I suspect it's this kind of empathy and openness to the perspectives of others that leads you to call yourself 'Bitch Punt'.

Actual historical context would demand that you look at the, wait for it, duh duh duh, historical context. The historical context that doesn't get presented in nursery school pablum, the historical context of genocide, cultural homogenization and cultural appropriation. There were fifty wars declared on Native…

I happened to love old books as a child, though re-reading them usually make me sad and uncomfortable (examples: The Horse and His Boy, The Secret Garden, the entire Little House series). I respectfully ask you to not try to shut down discussion of racism in these books in order to protect your own childhood fantasy…

Honestly, I just read Peter Pan last year, at the behest of someone who really, really loves it. It was really, reaaaally racist. When she called to ask me what I thought, I was deeply, deeply uncomfortable.

NO.

I went through this exact same thing. I took me about five years in therapy to decide to to get a mastectomy. Just remember that your body belongs to you and you alone, and no one can tell you what is right for you.

One of my favorite things that ever happened to me: one of the horses at Graceland bit me.

I was indeed Sara P. I began to think of myself as "Sara P., rhymes with therapy."

Dear Parents of the World,

When I kicked Dr. Pepper about a decade ago, it helped to have cold mineral water ready to fight cravings. Topo Chico saved my teeth.

It's disappointing that they didn't do this over AZ's Papers Please law.