I love January! The days are getting longer, the holidays are over! Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a proper holiday where I'm not obliged to bake or clean!

Now I want to subscribe to 'Owl Fancy' magazine.

Buy a big bag of frozen cherries at costco, and use frozen cherries instead of ice. It is the best.

I bought Allie Brosh's book, but had to stop reading it because it was triggering the everlasting shit out of me.

I believe it was either Rickels or Milton Berle who said "I knew her before she was a virgin."

PeteRR, I am not the OP. Basic reading comprehension isn't one of your strong suits, is it? But we knew that when you used the phrase "Bush Derangement Syndrome."

I never said she said anything about Obama. She said thoughtless, nasty things about American soldiers and the victims of hurricane Katrina because she is thoughtless, nasty and arrogant. You are not adequate Gonzo, or you wouldn't be trying to start straw man arguments when you can't win real arguments.

David Rakoff is dead.

David Rakoff said it best:

Please discuss the following cliches: "Don't make your passion your work, lest your passion become work" VS. "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life."

I'm reading Louise Erdrich's The Round House, a genuinely scary novel about rape on an Indian Reservation. It won the National Book Award, and is really, really creepy.

annnnddd now the cat is mad.

My niece too. She lives in the south, and abstinence only education did what it was supposed to do.

Jon Snow: For that man in your life who knows nothing.

Dear Charles Saatchi,

They get stuck in my teeth.

The fact that I found the movie stultifying counts for naught then. The critics have spoken!

Well if 'the critics' say it it must be true!

That picture just makes me want Red Hots.

So between this and the homophobic Russian state, the Olympics are now officially Unwatchable. I shall return to my previous plans, streaming Lucy Worsley documentaries off of youtube.