It's like the fashion show from True Stories.

I just can't imagine someone so violently wall-eyed a)attracting many women and b) being a policeman. Mystifying!

"Managed anorexia" = illusion of control. I'm sure a little "managed cholera" would knock off a little weight too.

@SevenNationArmy Hell Yeah E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!: "no, no, no, that's Knarcissist with a silent 'k.'"

This has just inspired me to dig out my old copy of "I Hate Brenda."

My first room mate in New York needed a roommate because her bodybuilder boyfriend has decided to move out. This was the first floor of a brownstone building, so while I had the sort-of-separate back of the apartment, there were no real walls separating our spaces.

@PepperSandy: it is a poor artist that blames his tools.

Rather than packing my carry on toiletries in a flimsy ziploc, I've started using the sturdy zippered bag that my pillow cases came in. It's exactly the right size, easier to close, and much more durable. The little pocket that used to hold the brand's label card makes the perfect place to stash a mirror.

ur slipz r showin.

I didn't much like the clothes, but good on him for the multi-racial models.

Shorter Camille Paglia: "GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!"

@Dave J.: SERENITY NOW!!!!!

Kelly Link

How many rads does it take to make a cackle? We couldn't possibly proceed without a quorum.

You can't say Wasilla doesn't deserve this.

@royalfan5: This makes me glad my parents met at a frat party.

@wednesdayam: aw, shucks *blushes.

@empressdb: Alex von Tunzelman, reviewer of historical films for the Guardian, takes Apocalypto down:

if anyone wants 'em, I have a couple boxes of these, as well as a box of old zip discs.