No one ever falls “IN”the Ankh-Morpork River. They fall “ON” the Ankh-Morpork River. Eventually they slide in with a “Gloop”.

I am also a frequent NYC-DC train rider and I LOVE IT.

*rubs temples*

There are millions of child-eating Americans who don’t care what the coastal elites think of their beliefs and lifestyles and just want to be left alone.

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.

I think you’re being too rash in your judgement here. Some of them cover themselves with jam, taunting us.

Seeing a lot Joel hate here. I actually think he’s a really well-developed character, first presented simply as a dick but then you find out there are actual deep reasons behind his behavior. His strong insecurities feel real and are common with men, especially those of us who fall in love with a woman they and/or…

I walked out of the theater with my wife, the “not Star Wars person” whom has now become a Star Wars person due to marrying me and my inherent “fanfom” and felt very weird. The movie wasn’t what I wanted, wasn’t what I expected, all my internal story for what happened next and the movie I WOULD HAVE MADE was crushed.…

Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

You’re surprised that an insane right-wing hellhole of a state is worried about Antifa showing up? Cause that’s what this is about, they don’t give a fuck about what Spencer will or won’t say or do, they just don’t want to see black masks.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

There will come a day when Miyazaki will have passed away and people will tell me that he will never make another film. And I won’t believe them then either.

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

OK there is no way you guys aren’t shading the bro-chads over at Deadspin. And I agree with the shade. Few things more obnoxious than aloof white boys whose aloofness is courtesy of them having no skin in a game that could end with a white supremacist in the oval office.

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

ALL SHALL LOVE HER AND DESPAIR!

Uh... I thought the main controversy had been that after all that mystery re: quarian looks in the end Tali ended up being a beautiful human female instead of, you know, some monstrous alien from space like every other damn race in the game? Like, that’s what bothered me and I always thought other people were annoyed…

“Fix” indeed. Needs more Wrex.

Also, Princess Mononoke.