Wait, are you in the Donkey Show?

I work in an office with a lady from the Philippines whose english is impeccable, except for she pronounces every single letter and syllable and hits them all equally hard. So it’s loh-gick-ah-lee, etc.

Scollay Square? Don’t you mean Government Center?

Me; about five minutes of sniffles, plus a few private tears with my husband after the ceremony

We used the bouquet toss as an excuse to get everyone outside. There were sparklers, and they followed us into a field where there were Fire Dancers waiting for them. I did toss it, but the point was to surprise everyone with people swinging fire around.

Anyone else simultaneously annoyed and amused at all the box office coverage saying that Pitch Perfect beating this is some kind of feminist bodyslam?

Anything’s better than the goddamn bears.

6:30. We’re both home from work, dinner is in the oven and won’t be ready for an hour, not full of food or tired, nothing else to do.

Weekends are all about the afternoon delight, between 12 and 2. After brunch, before getting ready for any evening plans.

Reminder: Jezebel is ostensibly a feminist website.

One would very much hope that they’re thinking of their daughters solely with the Upstairs Brain. The Downstairs Brain seems more resistant to societal enlightenment.

He had a fair bit of full frontal in Rome, so I'd be surprised.

Truth. I can think of almost nothing grimmer than this.

My personal theory is that she is a minor Aaron Sorkin character that has gained autonomy and sentience.

I have no problem with this. Bond is a cipher and a thankless role. Please keep writing him meaty and complex original roles, Hollywood/London. Either that or cast him in Othello across from Sophie Okonedo and Peter Capaldi and make my dreams come true.

Word to the wise: if you honeymoon on St. Thomas and rent a car, don't be too reassured by the fact that the websites will make it clear that cars on the island have left hand drive, just like the American mainland. They conveniently leave off the part that you have to drive those cars on the LEFT HAND LANE, so the…

Hi, fellow scrantonian. Got the fuck out of there posthaste myself. I have friends that stayed, though, and they're really trying to make it better. Gotta respect that.

So they JUST started offering my original dream wedding dress in my size, two years after my wedding. Mutter grumble.

Yeah, it was definitely very "un-glamorous," which is a trade-off I understand a lot of people not wanting to make. We carried benches into a field before our ceremony. :) But not having any concerns about drunk driving was really important to me, as was no one having to spend an arm and a leg for a long stay - since…

Ours was a little weird.

He can't die. he's the source of like 90% of the dramatic stakes on this show. Without Lucious the brothers get along, they all love Cookie, and they run Empire as a smoothly functioning family enterprise. It's because he's such a gigantic dick that the show's wheels keep spinning.