I tried to find a nope .gif strong enough to convey my reaction to this idea and they all had animals in them. Now I'm just sad.

I suppose I shouldn't ask, for fear someone will give me an answer. :shudder:

...Animal sex tourism. Like, is this an industry? Are there bus tours? Has Rick Steves put out a guidebook?

Persuadability has nothing to do with intelligence. That exact misconception is what lies behind many people's desire to 'double down' when they start seeing through the scheme - better that than admitting they were fooled. See: conspiracy theorists (on the whole slightly above average in intelligence.)

Actually, it's for precisely this reason I *PREFER* to shop on the internet. A 16 on a rack tells me nothing. Exact measurements listed on a website let me know exactly what I'm getting.

Get a moissanite then! Most are lab-created, but the original stone was discovered on a meteorite. Most gemologists can't even tell the difference between a moissanite and a diamond.

They better sell a sheer off-shoulder bolero with it. Even though the entire wedding gown industry is allergic to sleeves, the sleeves are clearly the awesomest part of that dress.

I wear fast fashion not because I can't afford better, but because I can't count on high end to have my sizes and treat me with the respect I deserve as a paying customer. If high end wants their money, they need to step up their plus size game. End of story.

Simultaneous orgasms in heterosexual couplings require a woman who knows exactly what she needs to get off and a guy who can hold his orgasm back until she's there. When they happen, it's nice, but not orders of magnitude nicer than regular ole orgasmic sex. If your relationship doesn't meet the two aforementioned…

If it's any consolation for your lost sanity, you wrote a damn fine and even handed piece. Good job.

Somehow I get a feeling there should be an asterisk in there somewhere. Or possibly some fine print.

I think I like 'tan suit in theory' more than 'that particular tan suit in practice.'

Anything a young Sean Bean touches turns to sex as far as I'm concerned, but has anyone ever tried to read the actual LCL book? I did and it was unbearable. It made me feel bad for women in the bad old days where the only thing to get off with was a sad old poof's political allegory.

Disagree with your assessment of Gaston's pubes. After all, as he said, every last inch of him is covered with hair.

I always pictured Celestina as more of a Florence Foster Jenkins than a Shirley Bassey.

"But, babe...it's IDRIS ELBA!"

Wow, I am so far away from pop culture that this is the first time I'm hearing this song.

The palm reading scene was tough to take. And I'm not a fan of voiceovers generally. But overall it was strong enough for me to give it another shot. I love Tobias Menzies too.

Did you like it though? Because usually the perceived male barrier is to TRYING something, not staying with it. Most guys I know will watch what they enjoy.

Also worth pointing out; 45 percent of the audience for the premiere was male. So now 'conventional hollywood wisdom' doesn't even square with REALITY.