You'd think that, with how happy the whole Internet was when this was announced, someone at SNL would think to themselves, "hey, maybe this is actually a good idea."

Eh, I prefer "soaring hootenanny ballad sung by an actual angel' style. Fun fact; if you listen to this song on shrooms you see the entire universe.

15. Ignore the timelines. There is no 'too early to nail that down.' No vendor is going to look at your check and mail it back because The Knot says you shouldn't pick a venue until 12 months out. Trust, it's going to feel better to have things done, and leave the months before the wedding for dealing with the…

True story, I have a very close girl friend who is a whip-smart publishing professional with lots of interesting opinions and an awesome sense of humor. She and I have been part of a diverse group of awesome male and female friends for years. A few years ago, she invited me to her wedding shower, which was a mixed bag…

Glad you're feeling better.

Money was the only thing that kept my mother from doing this. Everything else is her down to a T. She did pay for electrolysis from age 12 onwards, with me not having a choice when we started going, and kept me on a diet for years. The only thing that ever really made her calm down was when I got married. Apparently,…

Unless a man tells you to stop doing it. Then you do you, girl.

Jezebel; that nasty cheerleader who's "just telling you this as a friend."

I don't use menstrual cups because the vacuum can shift an IUD, but I wonder if they would be a possible vector for solving crises like these. You can buy one and it's good for life, and there is no cloth to have to hide from neighbors. Those who use cups, any thoughts?

Misunderstanding this headline, I thought the father of a teenage boy bit off his nose for crying. I was confused as to why the kid didn't fight back

Can I do something similar for the business/political world to stop them having fucking legislative breakfasts? Seriously, no one cares about your meals tax holiday while drinking Dunks from the box in a Windham ballroom at 7:15 a.m.

Yeah, but this is a supermarket magazine, not Betty Friedan.

The thing I find the most surprising is that the word "orgasm" showed up in this.

Yep. It's called "Voting."

Can you always post pictures of Jason Momoa at 2:30 p.m., Dodai? That is right when I usually need a pick-me-up.

...and ironically, Jeremy turned out to have the least amount of things to avenge of them all.

But then we can't whitewash entrenched corporate sexism so that Zuckerberg gives us a bigger initial stock option!

The backlash against the toxic, antifeminist hokum that is Lean In cannot come fast enough. It's fucking Orwellian.

Has anybody checked if this lady has a bunch of headship churches/homeschoolers in her district?

I don't want to be a parent. I would not, however, mind being a dad. Being a dad sounds like a kaleidoscopic Funtime of bonding and nurturing and respect and your kids never hating you because you gave them all your neuroses. The bar for dad is basically set at 'don't hit them and accept them if they're gay.'…

Yep to all that. I'm in a good room now, EIC is a man but he's awesome and the managing editors are badass women. But I've been in some doozies.