I got married this year, and we combined finances and worked up a debt plan. Nowhere in the plan is havng no debt, alas, at least until our late 60s. But we are trying to keep the debt smart, live within our means, build equity, and grow our savings. For the first time in my adult life, I feel pretty good about money.…

On a purely superficial level, that reminded me way more of Legend of Korra than Frozen.

Last one and I'm done: Sam Neill, 66, and a glass of the fine wine he's aging like.

Speaking of hot 64 year old musicians who have done "Jersey Girl"... I know I can't be the only person who would bang Tom Waits like a screen door in a hurricane.

If you want a big smile, google Dick Van Dyke wedding. That is possibly the best example I've ever seen of having fun with your money.

That Bourdain pic is equal parts disturbing and hilarious to me. I do not know how he managed to keep a straight face for that.

That Bourdain pic is equal parts disturbing and hilarious to me. I do not know how he managed to keep a straight face for that.

Also, I am sure I am not alone here either.

Wow, I had no idea he was that enormous.

At 53, he might be a teeny bit young for this list, but here's my pic:

I saw the Hans thing coming, sort of - I figured the movie would make Hans unsympathetic so the audience could freely root for Anna and Kristoff, but I assumed it'd be because he developed into a villain, not because he was lying the whole time. My money was on all the power going to his head or something.

She must have been inspired by that man, elf, and dwarf she saw running after those orcs a few years ago.

Um...cartoon network?

Not only do I think they are Star Wars prequel-bad, for me they represent such a craven artistic failure of nerve from the team that basically restored my faith in movie magic. I am giving them zero more of my movie theater dollars.

I totally get this impulse, but I think it would be counterproductive. The last thing we need is policies that contribute MORE to the stigmatization of being fat. Rather, there should be a law that, whenever someone criticizes someone on a red carpet for being fat, everyone within a five foot radius is obligated to…

But what rhymes with "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw?"

Out of mild curiosity, why are all wedding things ever treated as vectors for feminine judgment or failure? This is literally picking colors. I get that weddings can be hella annoying and stir up old resentments or fear of failure, but I reiterate. This is picking colors. It's supposed to be fun.

I found during my own wedding planning that if I used vendors whose primary purpose WASN'T weddings, I got more value for money. You can only have so many weddings per year, after all, particularly since most people want to get married on weekends and in the summer or fall. So if that's your main business model, you…