Great minds think alike, and neither of them are mine, apparently.

I am deeply embarrassed I did not think of this.

Am I the only one that thinks this would be an awesome movie? Get a bunch of really good old actresses who don't get much work anymore, have them be buddies in a crappy nursing home, they decide to steal a piece of art to get incarcerated because they'll get better care. Then they get away with it and have to keep…

...your line is drawn at 50?

Wow. Just...I don't...wow.

Was doing the Buffy watchthrough with the boyfriend, we got to Graduation Day, and he loved it so much I just wanted to say to him, "We should stop here, because while it will still be good, it will never get better than this."

Co-parenting in the case of pack animals with big brains - and we're not the only ones by a long stretch, there are lots of other primates, felids and canids, elephants - means parenting by the pack, tribe, or family group. The idea of 'I am the mom, you are the mate/dad, and this is our kid' begins later.

GalaxyGirl, same book recommendation, Sex At Dawn: The Prehistoric Origins of Modern Sexuality by Christopher Ryan. It's seriously an awesome book.

Hah! I have always liked that one - 'it's my waspy upbringing.' What does he think, my granola mom went over proper moaning technique with me when I turned 12?

Wow, whoever wrote the mindless paean to nature you were replying to there must be a real idiot. Clearly, she was advocating a wholesale return to eating each other's lice out of their hair because everything we did 350,000 years ago was awesome, including getting eaten by lions.

Okay, first; every characteristic in this study was first pioneered by the scientific geniuses at How I Met Your Mother (the Woo Girl).

This is a rhetorical trope that shows up far more often than I'd like - most recently, aside from this article, by people taking umbrage over a Wired Magazine cover story about being a Geek Dad to tie in for Father's Day.

Okay, I'll bite. How is this different (aside from the icky visual) from vaginabombing an anti-choice politician's Facebook wall?

It's basically crimson, plus a letter or so.

First off, cool article. I like reading people who can elucidate their perspectives well, even if they're different from my own.

Now it does!

I vote they name her Avina.

I can be remarkably persuasive.

Can I fuck Peter Dinklage but still kill Tyrion Lannister? Please let that be an option.

A career in journalism is a good long-term therapy solution for this. You have to ask questions all day. The stupider the question, the better information you get.