Jason Segel + woman who weighs 35 pounds more than Emily Blunt = movie about fat people. And we can't have that.

Only slightly related, but here's another thing I find strange - right now we're having a fairly kink-positive pop culture moment but there's still such stigma attached to anal sex. Look even at the recent Jezebel March Madness game - anal was knocked out of the running immediately, but kink stayed in. Isn't anal…

I almost never agree with Roiphe - before today I'd have said "I never agree with Roiphe" but I actually don't think she's that off-base here. There has been a subset of the sex industry that has sold submission fantasies to powerful men for, well, basically forever now. It's the German nanny, nun with the hairbrush,…

I am really liking Dawn. I love the clear backstory she's bringing to the role, as well as the little details - particularly in costuming. All the costuming on Mad Men is fantastic, but Dawn's so far have been great.

Hi Meredith! Tucker and Dale vs Evil is a movie that posits that the stock 'hillbilly psychopath' characters that are often horror movie antagonists are in fact two normal guys named Tucker and Dale, who are going out into the woods to do some home improvement on their fishing cabin. At a gas station, they run into a…

Also, no Tucker and Dale vs. Evil?

I can't decide if I think Lucio Fulci should be on this list or not.

What a wonderful piece. I am so happy for you and your family. And I'm putting this directly into the file of articles I keep around to remind me never, ever to have a child.

The only way this ends is with me Dragon shouting at my boyfriend during arguments.

I'm just mad that a muscle magazine finally had an excuse to use the phrase "Hulkamania" and didn't.

Really, is that how it works? Sweet. I'm going to get some deltoid implants and a twelve inch designer penis and then I'll look EXACTLY like a man. Expect to see me on the cover of MUSCLE JAKKED in the very near future.

Was the fluffy white cat off camera?

I feel like there's a joke about Republicans in here.

You can have Darren Criss. I'm about to instigate a torrid, dirty affair with that saxophone solo.

Jezebel motherhood posts are the best birth control I've ever used.

It is always correct to deploy the Minchin. Always.

Seriously, the main reason I'm hoping that execrable-looking Abraham Lincoln vampire movie sells like gangbusters is so that it will set off a historical revisionism trend in Hollywood and they'll make His Majesty's Dragon into a good movie.