Wow. Anyone else feel like a selfish jerk? Maybe this will finally push me to join the bone marrow registry.

“Sleeping next to someone is great in theory: you get the benefit of their body heat, cuddles, and someone to throw in front of you if a serial killer comes in the night”

Steve Harvey is being a bit callous with the jokes considering it was abuse that set her off (but that really doesn’t surprise me coming from Steve Harvey)

You already get terrible pay but now you get no benefits? Into the lagoon!

Wait, wait—he got rid of health insurance for RAs and TAs? Dude should be tossed into the manure lagoon at the biggest dairy farm in the state for that.

There are no mortals in that pic.

And she didn’t starve.

Hull corn soup, spaghetti, fried chicken, tatot hot dish, mashed potatoes, wild rice, yams, pecan pie, butterscotch pie, and pineapple upside down cake. I might be forgetting something.

I’m American Indian. Ghost suppers are for our dead relatives because they're bothering us or we want to honor them. There is food.

Strega Nona is the reason that I urged the Twerp to call me “Nona” (although I am a Child of Nature so the full term would also be correct). Kid can’t say Nona correctly and now I am donut. I cannot express how much this pleases me.

Halloween is a holiday that involves wearing black and has no family obligations. If you can’t understand why this is a great thing, you should sit down.

It would definitely be fun to be the leading creepologist and be really cocky about it too.

Perhaps you should come to terms with the fact that some of the youth movements you turn your nose up at are actually quite substantive, and just because they don’t fit your aesthetic doesn’t mean they’re disqualified from doing anything important.

ETA: FOUR OF THEM appear to have covered fresh tattoos on their arms. I bet girlfriend sitting on the floor has one too, you just can’t see it because her arms are covered. I am choosing to believe these are matching tattoos they all got together.

(doin’ it on a pile o’prom dresses)

Has anyone tried the Pecan Pie M&Ms?

I love Pumpkin Spice M&Ms and I don’t care how the world feels about it.

This makes me suuuuper happy. Like fall down happy.