Get the fuck outta here with your #notallmen apologia. The reason why a minority of men can get away with such spectactularly bad behavior is that the rest of us participate in power structures that ensure that they don’t suffer any consequences for it. Nobody gets a pass for not being actively sexist in a patriarchal…

Of course, the risk of concussions and head trauma increases exponentially when you can’t find your helmet.

“Yeah, and quit staring at me like that, too.”

The NRA’s PR team is very excited about the new motto: Guns don’t kill people; honest mistakes kill people.

This is a really great strawman article, he was referring to KD talking about loving Boston as a city. Don’t know what’s whats worse, Simmons being Simmons or Deadspin slobbering hatefully all over his nuts

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

So long as there aren’t too many typos. God help us all if I find one typo :)

It’s a story about a person who isn’t me, so it already has that going for it. So long as there aren’t too many typos. God help us all if I find one typo :)

That is a seriously accomplishment and you SHOULD be proud of it. Heck, I’m proud of you as a stranger, but mostly as an English major. Link?

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

He really is an offensive lineman.

Goddamn psych majors.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

After watching this, Justin Bieber wondered if he should go back to his beard.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

I thought this was going to be a story about Lindsey having to listen to Tiger go on and on about his short game.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Leave it to Pearland police to stop what NBA referees refuse to call.

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