Alec Burks: ‘I’m the greatest! Look at my Michael Jordan impression!’

As a diehard Giant’s fan, a 1 game ban isn’t enough. I’ve loved ODB for 2 years and have ignored his petty punches in previous games but yesterday was genuinely embarrassing. Both his nonstop cheap shots and the coaches not pulling him out made me feel like I was watching the Cowboys. I have no illusions that being a…

I get depressed every winter because of the cold and the constant darkness. I know I’ve reached peak moodiness when my wife comes home with the years first case of Mad Elf to cheer me up. It’s one of the better days of the year. She’s making for a great first wife.

Well that’s cute. His teammates smile and give him hugs but anytime I’m responsible for an unsatisfying heave that lasts less than 2 seconds my wife won’t talk to me for 24 hours.

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And here I thought Desean Jackson made the worst cut of the night.

Still only the second most brutal murder of an animal by a Green Bay QB I’ve heard about in the last 12 hours.

Although I did not always agree, I’ve read nearly every review you’ve published over the last 2 years and always found them to be thoughtful and measured. You walked a fine line between owning your dorky obsession without ever allowing that passion to feel schtick-ish. Good luck in your new venture and thanks for…

This is such high level trolling of Kobe after his big announcement. +1 Billion to Tom

Early in the 2nd quarter the commentators were waving off any notion that this team would come close to the 72-10 mark. They didn’t elaborate, but I’m wondering why. If the argument is they will have such a lead in the standings that they will rest or that injuries happen or whatever, ok fine. But now we’re talking…

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It’s tough to really enjoy any of them if you don't have a bit of a sweet tooth. But I found that Bulmers and Strongbow have less of a soda taste to them.

I don't even care. I fucking love hard ciders. All of them.

If it’s any consolation, this is a bad decision Welker won't remember making in 4-6 years.

Hardy getting flagged and punished for Unnecessary Roughness DURING A GAME last night was the saddest and more infuriating piece of irony I’ve seen in a long time.

As a Giant’s fan that is bracing for their inevitable 1-6 record to finish the season thus gifting the division to the eagles and their 7-9 record, reading these sentiments makes me filled with a little less hate. Fuck the Eagles, double fuck the Cowboys and Super Mario fuck Greg Hardy.

Comparatively, everyone else is extremely polished, including her. Only Donald and Ben have that ‘Ahh look, he’s too dumb to be President. I trust him!’ vibe going on. And its a reflection of the massive disappointment people have in the government, but lots of people prefer the unqualified non-politician they don’t…

The real fucking tragedy is that, assuming this pile of lies does actually turn off his fanbase, they are going to back the other ‘I’m not a politician’ choice. Enjoy having giant TRUMP letters hung on the WhiteHouse

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