I was curious, so I looked at his Wikipedia page. Dude is 48 years old. First he was married to Rachel Weisz, who is 1 year younger. Then he married Brandi-Ann Milbradt, who is 9 years younger. Now he’s dating Jennifer Lawrence, who is 22 years younger. I can’t wait to see how the pattern continues.

“We had energy...I had energy for him.”

I have complicated feelings about Jennifer Lawrence. I don’t think she’s putting on an act, but I do think that the media choses to obfuscate the reasons for her swearing, drinking, and oversharing by packaging it as “relatability” and “realness.” I think she might actually be pretty unhappy, and I wonder how she’ll…

Doesn’t know who the Kardashians are. Doesn’t know where his asshole is either, I bet.

Can’t wait for her new Jane Goodall biopic. It’s time Hollywood, come on.

Right?!

Can’t wait for her memoir in 5 years where she bemoans ageism in Hollywood

What I want to know is which middle-aged woman she’ll be playing next...