This game definitely likes to get way too real, way too fast, about the most tender of topics:

Anna saw my plea and helped a lady out. I’m still stunned that it worked! Here’s hoping you make it out soon too!!! How are the kittens?

Yay! I’m iut of the greys!

Of course, he ALREADY has a story ready for his wife about “this crazy ex who won’t let go”.

:)

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

This just reminds me that I should get back into WoW again as Witcher 3 has distracted me for the last half a month. Problem is that Witcher 3 is the greatest game I’ve ever played storywise (Better IMO than Mass Effect, Halo, and even the Metro games) and may have ruined a lot of games for me.

It’s Nine Inch Nails you cute, fat, and ignorant marsupial.

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

Clitheroe?

the kids aren't alright...

We are trying.

I think a lot of people care because the games look like something they would play except for that. Have you never had a game that you are really interested in that has one feature that ruins it for you? I know I have. It's frustrating. Also, why not have difficulty levels players can pick like almost any other…

Fuck Daylight Savings Time.

at first I read that as go medieval. Guess I've seen Pulp Fiction too many times.

I know driving on LSD was crazy stupid, but I never joined a jihadist group.

"It's also possible that the cat has bone cancer, and this is the only position that does not cause it excruciating pain."

@ShrutiBorus: No. As a Lady, I'd probably just start crying and menstruating and getting pregnant in the middle of the audition. It's distracting.