Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

Cowboys Executive: The way it works is we get ourselves in a good position and we don’t make a move again until it’s over. Got it?

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

Where’s the hookers and blow?

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

After I get down on my knees and pray, I usually just end it with an “Amen.” His god must be more OG than mine.

This seems like the natural reaction to being judged by Smash Mouth.

Chicago Blackhawks Lose Their 1st Game

Hopefully the first of many Blackhawk losses.

The players loved it, of course. It helps that they were destroying the Storm.

I may be a dude in Illinois, but I’m pretty sure watching that clip got me pregnant.

I’m not saying I had to change my pants after that second one but I’m not not saying that either.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

I work for the Raiders and buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the touchdown passes.

My first thought was, “oh my god, they’re going to fine him for using a prop in a celebration.”
Then I realized the real monster...is man.

Oh man, the Ginger Hammer is not going to be happy about this one.

“After what we experienced with Aaron Hernandez, I really just started to think Trump has a lot of good points,” said Brady.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

Tom Brady will miss next start for failing concussion protocol.

I think this is a very accurate algorithm. I got 7 games for killing a famous African lion, but 8 games for drugging and raping a bunch of women. That accurately reflects Roger’s commitment to the domestic violence space.