I guess chefs like them? Or is that just Mario Batali? Seems like they'd be too hot, but maybe the comfort makes up for that. I guess they'd probably also be a practical footwear if you're gardening? I think they're ugly and they'd probably make my feet sweat too much, but I'm too old to care what anyone else puts on…

I've read several non-butthole reviews of the place that say it's mostly reheated stuff purchased from Whole Foods and marked up, so fuck that place regardless. I'm not opposed to vegan food, but it needs to be an already existing dish like falafel or something Indian, not some clueless white hipster's attempt to make…

I thought it was melted butter, but he wasn't eating a lobster tail so I don't know why he had it. Probably it was just there to look gross/like it smelled, and present the possibility of a disastrous spill.

I thought the stereotype was that they were Vietnamese?

Became a closeted gay Scientologist?

It's creepy, but I don't know about scary.

Oh yeah, I recently had a conversation with a friend who’s a Wisconsin transplant and who hate-follows Walker and Paul Ryan (she’s from Janesville) on social media and she was telling me that Walker’s IG feed is like at least 90% photos of ham sandwiches. And not interesting and delicious ham sandwiches, of which…

Here's a suggestion: Try making it scary, instead of boring interspersed with stupid. Little boys making cat noises: not scary.

So? There wasn't actually a law forcing pregnant teenagers to marry the idiots that knocked them up. (I'm assuming you're right, as it's been years since I've seen it.) It also doesn't change the fact that it sends a gross and misogynist message to young girls, although "gross and misogynist" pretty well sums up the…

It's not technically a romantic comedy, but the end of Grease annoys the hell out of me. (Actually, everything about Grease annoys me; I hate '50s nostalgia.) What is the lesson here, "Girls, change everything about yourself in order to hang onto your loser high school boyfriend that you have nothing in common with"?…

Huh, I don't remember these at all! Weird. Or maybe not, there's probably a lot of ephemeral pop culture flotsam from my childhood that my brain has chosen not to retain.

History of Violence isn't really an action movie.

I watched the pilot of The Young Pope and I just couldn't deal with a mean, undeserving jerk being a complete asshole to everyone he came in contact with. Not in 2017. Maybe I'll give it another run.

Truly a Rashomon for the 1980s. I hope ALL of these stories are true.

I hadn’t thought of “Steal My Sunshine” in years, then Mr. Robot used it in a first season episode and I immediately had to go find it on YouTube. It may be the most insanely upbeat song I’ve ever heard.

Wow, that's a pretty aggressively assholish reply to my comment. But now I can not only say "I'm smarter than flat earthers", but also "I am not as much of a WELL ACTUALLY-ing turdgurgler as Bizarro Sacrelicious". Thanks and bye!

My brother shares your opinion, he thinks they're all trolls. (He'll quote Joe Pesci in JFK, "Fun and games, man, fun and games!") I, on the other hand, am perfectly willing to believe that some people are really that stupid.

Last month I took the City of New Orleans the whole way (NOLA to Chicago), something I’ve always wanted to do. If Trump’s nightmare garbage dystopian horroshow budget passes, most of the historical rail lines in this country will cease to exist (along with all the jobs they provide), so if you’ve ever had a similar…

If there was a Car Hitler, what kind of Car was he trying to exterminate in the Car Holocaust?

Me too!