It’s funny, I don’t like horses at all, I never went through a “horse phase” like so many teenage girls. I regard them as big, smelly, dumb animals that can cause internal injury with a kick of their iron-shod feet, and get really fucking annoyed at riders meandering around my country neighborhood who block traffic…

I like Lovecraft but there's no denying he was racist af and a lot of his stories about human/elder god interbreeding are not-so-thinly-veiled references to miscegenation. Oh, and a character in one story has a cat named, no lie, "Nigger-Man". (It was a black cat, GET IT??) I just don't look for any subtext when I…

I started reading Secondhand Time: The Last of the Soviets by Svetlana Alexeivich, an oral history of Russians talking about the disintegration of the Soviet Union. It’s fascinating, but pretty grim and depressing—so far every single person interviewed talks about at least one suicide—so I decided I need to alternate…

The funniest thing about that to me was the look on Madsen's face that made it pretty clear this exchange happens on the reg.

I've actually never seen this movie, although I've read so many articles about it that I feel like I might as well have. I watched the 2 minute Rifftraxx version and that's honestly as far in as I cared to wade. I think it's because I find Tommy Wiseau so hideously ugly that it's disturbing to look at him for more…

"I'm gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss." I love all of Thurman's line readings in these movies, but that may be my favorite.

My brother said that all of the actors that have ever played Batman should go to the funeral, like when a former POTUS dies.

"mutual mellowing with regard to the poison rhetoric that’s become de rigeur in Washington and around the nation" nice idea but nope. I don't think the gun barrels were even cool before that hateful dipshit Steve King was tweeting about "all the violence coming from the left" and equating the shooter to everyone who…

Tons of people in the comments for the original version of this Newswire, apparently. It must have gotten linked at Dead Breitbart's Internet Home of White Rage.

Or One Million Moms (actually 180,000 Moms).

There's a seed of a pretty good horror movie in here somewhere.

Does RT pay you in rubles or vodka?

I guess Stone didn't get the memo that Russia isn't communist anymore?

"They've got uh, printers in the basement you can use". I was briefly obsessed by this movie when it was released, although not enough to try to actually see it. But I watched the trailer a lot and enjoyed reading about it, and remember most of the more bizarre claims like it was viral marketing for Where The Wild…

Same! I was like "Wait, this blood-soaked insane dwarf is supposed to be a professional killer?" And the horrible murder followed by the "Awww no!" look he gave his bent icepick was one of those "I have to pause this, I'm laughing too hard" moments.

“We’re leaving, Gary… all of these Confederate flags are making us very uncomfortable.” Bless you Veep for acknowledging that plenty of white southerners are horrified by displays of the treason rag, and being funny while you do it.

I was obsessed with du Maurier as a moody young teen but somehow never read this one. Not interested in the movie, but I'll add the source material to my list.

They weren't racist, there were lots of black members and racially mixed children, so it's weird they always get used as a rallying cry for white separatists. I guess hoarding guns while you wave around Bibles trumps everything else.

Chip and Joanna Gaines? My parents are obsessed with Fixer Upper.

There's also the fact that he's David Lynch . Lynch expressing admiration for Reagan isn't as straightforward as LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE doing so. (Plus I've heard he has Frank Booth yell "Mommy" because that's what Ronnie called Nancy; make of that what you will.)