LOL, as if Trump reads books.

Usually people give up booze and become addicted to Jesus instead, not the other way around.

Oh yeah, that was the guy who thought the paper tray in Ullman's office in the opening scene was meant to make him look like he had a giant erection.

The novel is one of my favorites, and I'm not even a huge King fan—I find most of his stuff doesn't hold up for me as an adult.

Unboxing videos always struck me as something from the Nea So Copros segment of Cloud Atlas.

I always found Pizza Hut puts too much sugar in their tomato sauce. We have an excellent local pizza place that offers topping combos unique to south Louisiana like muffaletta and spicy shrimp. But sometimes I get that craving for junk pizza, and when it hits I usually go for Little Caesar’s, which reminds me of the…

Why are they doing their big number against a backdrop of the Burning of Atlanta?

We may never have a President, the Silent Generation didn't. Although Obama is kind of a gray area, technically born at the very end of the Baby Boom but probably experiencing life closer to what early Gen Xers did. Sometimes the end of the Boomers and the beginning of X are put together into a mini-generation called…

My mom is the opposite. She was born two months before Pearl Harbor and is always trying to claim she's a Boomer. "You were on your 2nd marriage and pregnant with your first kid during the Summer of Love, Mom. Also, I don't hate you, so you are definitely Not A Boomer."

Shouldn't Generation Z have a real name by now, if the youngest of them are starting school (and the eldest close to starting careers and families)? Strauss and Howe did a poll a year or two ago and I believe the winner was "Homeland Generation", but I guess it hasn't caught on. Then again, Strauss and Howe wanted…

"Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill". I have no idea what that means, but Snipes growled it out with perfect controlled rage. The one weak spot in that movie was N'Bushe Wright, who was punching way too far out of her weight class and who pretty much disappeared after Blade.

Alabama.

I thought the iron gates were down in the crawlspaces of the house.

About what I figured. In the last episode, Reed quotes the present owner of the land (ironically, the father of the alleged murderer that started the whole story) as saying that while he thinks the maze is interesting, he has no plans to spend any money or it, or even invest the manual labor to keep it up. He comes…

I tried watching an episode this morning as I was getting ready for work but quit about 10 minutes in. It's so relentlessly cheesy, I think it's actually meant for kids. It was like a technological version of Goosebumps.

Ed Wood is (ironically) a truly great film. And it's given me the line "Let's shoot this fucker!", which I yell at least once a week.

"It's like The Room, only more disappointing". Man, Kate Beckinsale has been in some stinkers. Tiptoes, anyone?

Man, I don’t remember ANY of that stuff from the last season, except I remember Michael (allegedly) dying, so I know I watched it to the bitter end. Some things my brain just decides it doesn’t need to retain. Didn’t Wentworth Miller write the screenplay for Stoker? I assumed he had retired from acting to write.

Hannity has the constantly pursed mouth of a perpetually shocked 80-year-old spinster prude from the late Victorian era.

He had to retire from film when Germany closed the tax loophole that made investing in his awful films profitable.