There have been a lot of surreal moments since election night, but that selfie with the guy who carries the football was what made me think surely I must have hit my head and woken up in an Onion article. I mean, holyfuckingshit.

Yeah, it made me think he was a bigot, in addition to all of his other sterling qualities.

She is being disrespectful to her father. Explain to me why that's bad? Respect is earned.

Haha, some of those postcards are mine! It's petty but cathartic, and since I do Postcrossing I always have dozens of postcards (I buy them in boxes of 100) and sheets of stamps, anyway.

Oh yeah, I have also turned to YouTube multiple times for help with my weird old-timey obsessions (how do I fill this model of fountain pen, unstick the shutter on a Soviet-made camera, clean a manual typewriter, etc.).

Grinding us all into idiots is a feature, not a bug.

My favorite method acting story is from Richard E. Grant’s published film diaries, With Nails. The chapter on Hudson Hawk alone is worth the cover price: David Caruso, whose character is a mute, went the entire shoot refusing to talk to anyone. He then proceeded to totally wig out on Grant at the wrap party, yelling…

The whole YouTube culture was where I felt my pop culture sensibilities severing with those of These Kids Today. Like, I'm vaguely aware there's this whole genre where people actually make money, somehow, putting videos on YouTube, but I have no idea who any of them are or what exactly they do or how they could…

She's Australian?! I never would have guessed, she does a great California no-accent accent.

Nah. I've had their wings and they're nothing special. There are other options that don't throw in a free side dish of sexist degradation. (Also, the pantyhose grosses me out. It's the color of baby shit and screams 1970s in the worst possible way.)

Abby faking convulsions and Eric and Dr. Wolf falling for it over and over again was priceless. It was one of those gags that starts to get tedious, but then it keeps going and inexplicably becomes totally hilarious. I don't know where that girl playing Abby came from, I don't think I've seen her in anything else, but…

Man, Portia de Rossi looks GREAT.

He didn't even come up with it himself, "Pocahontas" as an insult for Warren originated with the Scott Brown campaign in 2012. His supporters used to do "war whoops" and "tomahawk chops" at his rallies. So this dumb, racist insult for her comes from a failed campaign by a man who then went on to lose another election…

Defeated or quit. Fun fact, Sarah and Todd Palin owned a carwash in Wasilla that went out of business. She couldn't run a carwash, but McCain and the GOP thought it was a good idea to put her a heartbeat away from running the country.

You can buy various sets of 100 on Amazon for anywhere from $10-$20. The Magnum Photos one is really cool and also has lots of images that would probably annoy DOPUS (Afghan warlords, children wandering through war ruins, etc.).

And i just bought a lovely 100 postcard set of Marimekko designs! (I do Postcrossing, so I actually have a reason to buy lots of postcards. But this is good timing.)

What exactly does “being entertained by Jim Cavaziel” consist of? Did he tell knock-knock jokes and make balloon animals??

Mmmkay, but I live in a part of the country where we have Popeye's, so you couldn't pay me to eat KFC instead. Even if you do have to meticulously check your order every time, because Popeye's seems to exclusively hire morons who could fuck up an order for a glass of water.

Beth "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!" Grant was also one of the bus passengers. She's really kind of a Hey It's That Chick actor, her IMDb page goes on for miles.

He did a perfectly serviceable Georgia redneck accent accent in The Gift, so I don't get why his every other attempt at a typical southern accent has been so terrible. Maybe Raimi got him a speech coach for that movie.