This is Nic’s way of getting back on the Vampire Council. They kicked him off in 1988, when it turned out he only thought he was a vampire.

Lucien Laviscount? Barbara Broccoli? What is this, a knock-off Harry Potter?

I would have much rather had a reality show called Raised by Wolves and a prestige sci-fi drama called Fuckboy Island

I’m with you here. I get in trouble on every plastic surgery article because I just can’t get away from the fact that I think elective plastic surgery is basically unhealthy. I think it’s great for people who are transitioning, as well as procedures to fix burn scars, etc. But when people (mostly women) get surgery…

One of the big refrains during the discussion about freeing her from her conservatorship was that it wasn’t that she’s totally fine and not dealing with some mental health issues, but that these shouldn’t necessitate a conservatorship.

I think some folks are probably still missing that. I imagine that her mental health…

Netflix should have had a 3 part series about em saying this: "they're boring, they're like you, but have more money, the end". We all know Harry wanted a life of somewhat normalcy. That's what Diana wanted for her kids, but Charles and the royal family tried their best to make them seem as if they're better than…

Then you don’t understand acting or directing. If you are not listening to your actor, using it to help them internalize their role, then you’re not doing your job and you won’t get the best performance possible. It’s not an office job. If you’re not going to bother listening to your actors, especially young actors,…

Alan Moore is rolling in his coffin.

Oh, yeah. Yahoo bought it for $1.1B and had to sell it to the Wordpress guy for $3M. Their most profitable attempt at marketing to the userbase has been digital crabs that swarm your page, and a bunch of useless blue checkmarks that people can buy on your behalf and make your username unreadable. The discourse is…

Why is everyone so weird about this one?

“I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics or fame” Musk said while completely missing the irony of the time he tried to do that when those kids were trapped in a cave

My suspicion is there isn’t one. The whole thing has a very impulsive, off-the-cuff feel to it, from the initial offer to retracting it to abruptly giving up on retracting it when it was clear it would be a legal pain in the ass. Every move he’s made and instantly cancelled fell through because of very predictable…

What the Dems SHOULD do vs what they ACTUALLY do are miles apart. They are horrible at playing hardball the way the GOP does, and consistently let the Republicans frame the narrative, and of course the media is complicit because they don’t call out the BS in the GOP narrative.

Not a lawyer but I do have a history of cracking open the bones of business borrowers in bankruptcy and sucking them dry.

“Women won’t like being shot in the face”

“Doesn’t affect me”

That must have been really hard on Craft Services.

Here’s the short version:

No no, it goes like this “Could he have less of a jawline?”

I’m ardently committed to the “letting the young people enjoy their thing and ignoring the compulsion to broadcast my disinterest“ challenge. It’s like your challenge, but even more smug.