It will be dodgy data mining, crypto promotion from day one. On purpose. 

I’m not sure you can make a better case for getting rid of billionaires than Elon Musk. What is he even doing here? Does this guy, with all the money in the world, who owns two of the most interesting companies in the world, have nothing better to do than throw a $44 BILLION (remember, though, he’s cash poor!) temper…

Oh well?

Tig Notaro is about to be the new Flash.

Get fucked

It holds up but desperately needs a sequel. Facebook as a company, and probably the whole corporate structure and whatnot, is nothing like what we see in The Social Network any more.

Yeah, I’m not sure the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has earned Dolly Parton.

Not like TV directors get to put much of their personal stamp on the material in the short schedules they get. At most we’ll get some lingering close-ups of feet.

Theron’s description of the events paired with her apology (because of course she’s apologizing) sets you up for typical “actors being fussy dickheads with each other” nonsense, but it really does seem like Tom Hardy was a completely inconsiderate asshole who revelled in disrespecting the cast and crew by wasting…

Sixx has been sober since 1990 and seems like a pretty big dude, I wouldn’t mess with him. Poor Mick Mars can barely stand up so he wouldn’t be a problem (and he’s like legitimately 70 years old), Vince is fat and can’t do shit, and Tommy seems crazy enough to accidentally kill you. 

Hey, I already through Kanye was a dipshit who deserved no attention way before he went nuts.

“Like, for instance, eight months ago, if you said ‘if you get vaccinated, you can still catch COVID and you can still spread COVID,’ you would be removed from social media. They would ban you from certain platforms.”

I guarantee there’s nothing in that lawyer’s briefcase except shredded up newspapers. 

I tried pronouncing it in my head, and almost immediately, it came out in the voice of the Swedish Chef. And I can’t be the only one in that camp.

As someone who works in the service industry, I find it hard to believe that any airline employees have at any point cheered him on. Everyone in customer service absolutely loathes customers who make a scene or gum up the works in any way, regardless of why. Even people who are anti-mask themselves don’t want someone…

We could have had Good Omens 2, starring David Tennant and a guy who needs the money.

At least it’s not a “bait a director into criticizing Marvel movies” day.

“Rittenhouse did not bring a gun across state lines.”

What actually happened was that an 18-year-old cop cosplayer went to a protest with a gun, praying for the opportunity to shoot someone like he’d been bragging he’d do to his friends, and ended up killing two people.

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