This makes my brain hurt. These weirdos are constantly screeching about pedophilia in every aspect of American life, but ESPECIALLY in wicked liberal Hollywood. But they think the former child star who says he was assaulted is a liar? Just bugfuck insanity.

This. I was coming in to comment she wasn’t just selling “products to help with organization”, she was selling landfill-destined tchotchkes like gold-plated tuning forks. She was very big in the some of the online spaces I hung out in during the mid/late naughts, and I always found her to be a bullshit artist and the…

I mean I’m on TikTok several times a day and I didn’t know. But I mostly watch dog videos or people making stuff, or that chef who does react videos to all the Sandra Lee knockoffs.

So, multi-million dollar war campaigns headed by monsters like Harvey Weinstein: fine; emailing your famous friends and asking them to watch your movie and tweet if they liked it: bad. This kind of dumb bullshit is why I stopped caring about awards shows 25 years ago.

Didn’t the mob usually use small caliber bullets that didn’t cause exit wounds?

Possible hot take, but I like Casino better than Goodfellas, and a lot of that is because of Stone’s performance. It’s one of the movies I will reach for to play in the background while I clean or do art.

Tate claims he was born clenching his fists and, when given the usual gentle swat, he growled instead of crying, whereupon all the doctors and nurses gasped in amazement. Did he remember his own birth? Did the woman who just pushed another human being out of her body somehow notice and remember this? Dunno!

How many bootings is the punishment for saying “I love Hitler!”?

the initials of Kardashian and Kanye West’s four kids also on his clavicle

She can be and probably is talking about more than one member of the family.

Amber wasn’t a “planet”. It was more like... the center of the multi-verse, the only “real” place and everything else was just a shadow of it.

Did King actually put this trope in The Shining? I don’t remember it in the book, only in the Kubrick film, and there’s been plenty of discussion about how different they are from each other.

I mean I’m thinking back to when I lived with housemates, and if I’d heard one of them crying I’d ignore it, unless it sounded like they were dying. They weren’t my BFFs, they were just people who hopefully could pay their part of the rent without being utterly insane to live with.

I initially didn’t either, and then that gloriously cheeseball set photo of Cage leaked and I figured it had to be a comedy.

Yeah, I can totally see that.

I genuinely can’t tell, either. Which I guess makes it very good satire? If it is satire??

I’m sure I’ve mentioned this here before, but my brother saw Exorcist III in the theater, and he says not only did everyone scream at the jump scare, most of the audience was so freaked out that they screamed twice.

Why is it always white dudes who look like *that* (see also: Piers Morgan) who choose to waggle their hate boners for Markle where all the world can see it. Put it away, dudes.

The Trump NFTs are a lazy grift but, because it’s Trump a money-laundering scheme, they all reportedly sold out in less than a day

Seriously. That is a pretty sick burn.