I wore black to my sister’s wedding, but a) black is just what I wear most of the time, and b) my family isn’t insane like these people. My sister also didn’t wear a white wedding dress (it was green), so clearly none of us give a shit about what’s a traditional color.

There’s a caveat to the Louisiana ballot measure that shouldn’t go unsaid, namely that the state representative that initially proposed it--a Democrat and, incidentally, a Black man, the demographic most harmed by the loophole in the 13th amendment--urged people to vote no on it. He felt the language used was too…

Paul Rudd was last year’s SMA, how dare you.

I feel like Netflix and Murphy are only doing this to stick their fingers in the eyes of everyone writing articles like this, but probably petty revenge isn’t as big of a motivating business factor as I imagine, for everyone but Elon Musk.

claiming it’s impossible for him to be racist toward Hispanic people because his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, is Mexican-American.

How in the hell is his childhood nanny still alive, let alone still working?! Did Liz steal her from some Dickensian orphanage when she was a toddler put her to work??

Yes, the dance. One of them was from Cannon Films during the Golan-Globus era, when that was kind of their MO: ripping off a movie that was in the pipeline of a better studio, rushing out a shittier version, and hoping that being first would turn a profit.

Those aren’t teacups. It’s a set of dessert dishes.

Hell, I’m old enough to remember when for some damn reason there were two movies about the lambada released in the same year.

I liked it okay as a child, but being forced to repeatedly view it in subsequent years has kind of made me hate it. My oldest brother will turn on the 24 hour marathon and watch it multiple times and pout when I or one of my other siblings finally goes “okay that’s enough” and puts on something else.

Why are you losers so obsessed with Brad Pitt? It’s like you’re stuck in the early aughts. Pitt is 58 (and has been accused of abusing his ex-wife and their children). You need to update your cultural references.

“Not enough people still believe I’m a Democrat for the grift to be profitable, so I’m on to the next con.”

It’s almost impossible to commit someone against their will in this country. He’d have to attempt suicide, or cause serious harm or death to another in a way that could be very obviously linked to his bipolar disorder.

Lots of dorky New Wave ‘80s kids hunted down Barbarella (which was much harder back then) just because of this. Not that I was one of them or anything. *cough*

Little of both. Most of the characters were King’s inventions, and the setting of Castle Rock (with a little Shawshank Prison in the first season) certainly was, but the stories were original. They weren’t 1:1 adaptations of anything King wrote.

Mormons believe that, too. I had Mormon friends in high school who would earnestly tell me about how people came under “demonic attack” after watching movies like The Exorcist. I was very open about being an atheist in high school (in a typically obnoxious teenager way), so I do not know what they expected me to do…

Honestly none at the moment, but I watched Criminal Minds way longer than I should have, mostly because I loved Matthew Gray Gubler and Padgett Brewster. Like it was always shlocky, but at some point it just became 98% sexualized violence against women* and 2% the team trying to solve the crime of the week.

Pretty sure his tears are just meat juice.

Yeah I first saw this on ONTD and was like “Who? Oh, some YouTube guy”. I’ve never quite gotten into the whole “YouTube as television” thing. I mostly use it to watch watercolor tutorials.

Sharon Osborne is one of those early aughts turds that just won’t flush. I can’t figure out what fits her worse in that screencap, the jacket or her trout pout.