No one did a Morrissey/Smiths tour shirt? That would be amusing, given Morrissey’s history of petulant whining about the monarchy.

Phoebe Judge has finished The Mysterious Affair at Styles and yesterday started reading The Hound of the Baskervilles. It is truly aural valium.

Many of my colleagues seem to feel that "essential business" means none of the guidelines apply to us. I considered making the sign read BITCH GET OUT MY FACE, but I'm fucking professional. 

Florida gets wiped out by a comet

Go Ask Alice is basically Mormon propaganda, it was the most famous of a series of diaries “discovered” by an LDS youth counselor named Beatrice Sparks. Apparently there’s also one that deals with Satanism, which I would dearly love to get my hands on as I assume it would be hysterical (in both senses of the word).

Never heard of it, thanks! I always wished there was a How Did This Get Made for terrible books.

If you’re a fan of Criminal’s Phoebe Judge’s soothing voice, and cozy English murder mysteries, she’s reading a chapter a day of Agatha Christie’s The Mysterious Affair at Styles at Phoebe Reads a Mystery.

In that case my actual dying words will probably be “I regret nothing”.

I’m generally a fan of the kids-behaving-badly plot

Some of us have been saying for years that the GOP and late-stage capitalism are a death cult.

Thanks for the explanation about the “feeding lockout cages”. I figured there was bound to be some explanation, because it seemed totally nuts that she would be allowed to keep them in cages that small without massive backlash.

The Fourth Kind? Maybe that’s more of a thriller.

Get a load of this torrent of pathetic fangirl drivel. Sweetie, I don’t know how old you are; emotionally you seem about 15, but your ability to properly spell and punctuate seems to indicate someone who should have long ago learned that great art can and often is made by shitty human beings, which is why my comment…

My employer has not shut down, because we make components of packaged and shelf-stable foods and are considered an “essential” business. I could probably do my job from home if they gave me a company laptop, but then I guess the owner would have to admit this isn’t just “hysteria” being whipped up by China and Nancy…

his public endorsement of For Britain, a far-right political party he seems to have embraced because of its animal-rights platform, but that takes some troubling stances on Islam (to put it mildly), among other things.

I remember reading something about her a while back that made me suspect she was a LOLbertarian dumdum so yeah, this all tracks.

I’ve never heard of this band, and I plan to forget they exist as soon as possible.

The cats in Neko Atsume have cute buttholes (little x’s), but that game is just cute in general and contains about 1,000% less bad acid trip fuel than Cats the movie.

Sorry to mention a competitor site, but Vulture has great lists of movies and TV shows to stream, curated either by category or platform. 

My 1 year, 12 women writers project for March is a collection of Ursula LeGuin’s short stories, The Unreal and the Real, but I put it aside about halfway through. It’s 700 pages, and... it’s okay. I haven’t been loving it, but I plan to finish it, I just needed a break.