Attention hive mind: I bought myself this electric lunch box for my birthday in an attempt to eat work lunches marginally healthier than stale vending machine pizza bagels with a bajillion grams of sodium. It’s sort of like a mini instant pot, you pour a little water onto a recessed base that heats up and fills the…

There’s still a few weeks left of 2019 but I doubt I’ll Google anything weirder than “why are people stapling bread to trees” during it.

The best part about it is how they rushed through the last season in order to make their Star War, then went “lol never mind” when Netflix backed a dump truck full of money up to their door (which they got from canceling Santa Clarita Diet and a few other shows that I enjoyed 1,000% more than the final season of Game…

Doesn’t Willie Nelson sell a line of eponymous edibles? Or is that just something I imagined because I got hiiiiigh

See also: Ted Nugent. Who is apparently also a Native American, judging from the feathered headdress he pairs with his Confederate flag shirts. If Kid Rock is America’s Drunk Uncle, the Nuge is America’s Creepy Next-Door Neighbor You Warn Your Kids to Stay Away From.

Willie Nelson’s Red Headed Stranger. Each song is like a chapter in a book. A lot of it isn’t even original material, he took existing standards and found ways to fit them into the story he was telling. Fun fact about that album: Columbia thought it was a demo when he first turned it in, because of how stripped down…

So much of my social media right now is like HOW ARE YOU COPING WITH YOUR AWFUL FAMILIES? and I feel kind of left out because my family is... fine, actually? We’re not in perfect lockstep or anything, but we’re all on the same end of the spectrum when it comes to politics and cultural issues; certainly no one is going…

Is he bathing and washing his hair with the grease trap run-off? Yikes on bikes.

Has the Donaissance been declared yet? He seems to be doing steady and interesting work since Tarantino dusted him off for Django Unchained; I especially liked his villainous turn in Brawl in Cell Block 99. And so far he’s avoided blowing it by choosing quantity over quality, unlike fellow Tarantino career revival…

So he still has that hair? Man, one of the worst parts of celebrity has got to be getting locked into a certain look. I read once that Bob Ross permed his hair to save money on haircuts when he was first starting out (which raises a lot of questions, because exactly how cheap are home perms?), then they used his…

I Googled “grilled cheese startup” and conclude that you’re talking about The Melt; I found several articles but this Valleywag one from 2014 is tonally the closest to the Juicero article I linked.

Oh my god, I almost mentioned the Juicero but didn’t because it’s a product and not an event but YES. I couldn’t get enough of reading about that. There are a few things I keep bookmarked for when I need a quick hit of schadenfreude lulz, and one of them is this Deadspin article about Juicero (another one is Ignatiy…

Put on by LOL Event Group, a company whose name seems rudely mocking in hindsight

What is this GOOP-lite trash? I could understand if she was selling stuff to help you get organized, but literally nobody needs tuning forks and crystals.

I was going to ask the same question. Has Mad About You been wrapped in the same ‘90s nostalgia as Friends or Seinfeld? It seems like one of those shows that was pretty much instantly forgotten as soon as the finale aired.

In their defense, it seems to have been a deliberate play on words. In not their defense, that’s a bad idea and also you spent half a million ameros on it? For a state with less than a million people in it, mind.

Yas, I liked the book enough, and found the premise intriguing enough, to plan to read the sequels, although it will be a while before I get to them. Did they have that reveal of the pile of journals in the movie? I don't remember it, and it was one of the biggest gut punches of the book, so I'm surprised they left…

I was sad about What We Do in the Shadows’ omission too, so I’m glad to see it get thrown a bone here. I also love the series and honestly couldn’t pick between them. “WE DRANK SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE ON DRUGS AND NOW I AM A WIZARD.”

Literally all I know about Josh Gad is that everyone seems to hate him. But Hugh Laurie! And Iannucci, so presumably a lot of very creative and hilarious insults.

I liked Midnight Son and enjoyed Dommek’s dry humor. “My Inupiaq name means ‘Warrior Who Pulls Arrows From His Own Body And Fires Them Back at Enemy’... just kidding, it means ‘Breast-Feeding Mama’s Boy’.” “He’s a retired accountant. Not all Native elders are shamans.” But after listening to it, I’m pretty sure that…