I assume Icelandic beer is made from rotten shark carcasses or something.

A bunch of Sayoc’s crazy-ass tweets—I don’t think it’s been 100% verified the account was his, but it seems likely—make reference to the “Unconquered Seminole Tribe”. Is this guy actually Native American, or just a weirdo white Florida Man trying to horn in on a “cool minority”?

Louisiana isn’t electing state government this year, we’re one of those weirdo states that do it in an odd year. But I actually do know who our AG is and I’m ready to support whoever runs against him because he suuuuucks. Jeff Landry used to represent a district in southwest Louisiana that lost so much of its…

Uhhh Zelda couldn’t you have just lied about what order the babies were born in

Megyn Kelly is 3 years older than me. Blackface was not “okay” when we were kids. It was not “okay” when my mother was a kid, even. Here’s the thing, Megyn: Just because white people felt comfortable doing something that mocked powerless people and no one tried to shame them for it, does not make that thing “okay”. It…

Ah, The Stuff. I remember it fondly from my stoner 20s, when the 1980s first started to seem distant enough to laugh at. It begins with a couple of codgers finding the titular ooze burbling out of the ground, tasting it (as you do) and declaring “It tastes like food! We could sell this!” Also includes Michael Moriarty…

For real. Everything else that’s nauseatingly wrong about this movie aside, it sounds boring af to boot.

I read the books after The Red Wedding aired because I never wanted to be as shocked by the series again. I lost interest in the books the second the TV series lapped them and at this point couldn’t care less if he never finishes them before dropping dead, which seems increasingly likely.

Thanks for sharing that.

I don’t doubt it, which was why I specified my mother in my comment. She’s a rebel.

As the Property Brothers, Jonathan and Drew Scott anchor HGTV’s lineup of “shows you watch with Mom on Thanksgiving.”

I like the noises when he uses the palette knife to apply paint.

I checked the list (not expecting to see any locations in Louisiana) just so I could leave a “What is this bullshit, my neighbor kills so many ducks my brother and I call him Duck Hitler” comment. But nope, Lafayette, LA is one of the locations! People went so bonkers when a DQ opened there last year that there were…

During the first goddamn week of winter? That came on fast.

I just finished The Devil & the Deep, a collection of short horror in which all the stories involve the ocean in some way. There were a couple of stand-outs, but most of the stories were just okay. After that I started Sarah Waters’ The Little Stranger; I’m over 150 pages in and so far the spookiest thing that’s…

AV Club does that constantly (glowing pre-air review; episode reviews that shit all over it while fixating on one specific and largely inconsequential point) and it drives me BONKERS. The worst recent-ish example was Mindhunter, in which the episode reviewer spent half of every recap griping bitterly about the music…

I like the way she uses all the dumb straps and tactical shit on their ninja suits, not to mention their own guns, to fuck them up.

Technically it’s more of a fight scene than a stunt, but I could watch the fight between Gina Carano and Michael Fassbender in Haywire on an endless loop for hours. Something about watching two almost equally-matched people just demolish each other, and the room(s) they’re in, is so satisfying.

Ironic choice of pet for someone who was once caught on tape spitting on donuts and talking about how much she hates fat people.

Welcome to our hell. Get ready to unfriend a lot of people of social media.