If I get my shit together, I’m going as Jillian Holtzmann in ghostbusters.

Is the Nivea Creme really a good dupe for La Mer? I’ve never known anyone with enough money to buy La Mer, but being 41 yo, the time is right for me to invest if needed. I just got some $50 Dermadoctor eye stuff today, so I’m very serious about making my face not look so old and tired.

I accidentally took off 3/4ths of an eyebrow in a home waxing attempt gone awry. I completely recommend the Anastasia kit with the stencils too. I tried to do it myself at first and just looked last me I paralyzed one side of my face, but with instructions and the kit, I had it down.

Legit Question: is throwing acid in someone’s face standard for Russian/Czech retaliation? I know that it happened to Petra’s mom on Jane the Virgin, but I just figured that was another far fetched telenovela bit.