I feel grumpy. It's probably too late for me to be up. There's a house full of people, some kind of party. I go to…
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"But the reactions that really floored me were the incredibly detailed conspiracy theories from the naysayers claiming it was fake. Fake? My boobs are fake, sure, but strings or wires or electrical devices? Hardly."
THIS IS OKAY BUT IF A GIRL DOES IT SHE IS A BAD WHOREFACE BADDIE.
I'm exceedingly pleased when a woman working in what is considered a taboo profession comes out as smart and self-aware (on top of being surreally gorgeous). It sets on fire the heads of people/men who expect women to be one thing only.
Only a few people have messaged me death threats; overwhelmingly, the response is positive, and I've raised money for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation, and I am always pleased to hear from people who message me saying that they too are trying to flex their boobs.
Ugh. Yesterday, your very own company's sites (Gawker and Deadspin, at least) ran a cartoon illustration of a RUMOR from a former sex partner that Derek Jeter likes to receive analingus. It was clearly meant to deride him, even as your site has been sex-positive about the act itself. I truly don't see how this is…
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I have wide hips and carry a bunch of weight on my tummy but not on my ass or thighs and I'll say one thing: "skinny" Maternity Jeans have saved my life. Size down two or three sizes so the vanity size on the back is awesome (tee hee) but they also fit everywhere they should. I get the low-rise ones with a button and…
An apology is not enough. Fix it, motherfucker. AND: kindly use decent fabrics and eschew the fucking poly in the plus sizes too. AND: our arms are not that fucking long - we're just bigger around. Jesus. Why is it so hard to get this right? (And I can actually wear most Target XLs).
Twenty-seven, you say?
Brilliant idea! Also, flabbergasting this doesn't already exist! Pledging to work my ass off on this. Looking at the spreadsheet, it doesn't look like there are specific slots for days. Right now it shows Jan. 1, 2011 has some information listed. If I were to take January 2, 2011, would I just start adding data…
The United States has no database of police shootings. There is no standardized process by which officers log…