You keep saying that, all the while sounding like a fucking idiot. And yes, Fresh Beets is the shittiest, least funny user-name I've ever seen on this site. And only a psycho goes and stalks a girl by writing "bitch cunt etc" after all her comments.

I made fun of your terrible user-name, which is honestly one of the worst puns I've ever heard.

By the way, I feel like we're done here. I don't care what you say next, and I genuinely don't wish you any ill-will. But I hope you don't go and troll every comment of every person you disagree with because that's super-creepy and wrong. And don't call women bitches and cunts. Just don't.

"behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of social roles based on sex"

When your response to having your ass handed to you is to call a woman a bitch or a cunt — yep, that's sexist. If you don't think so it's because...well, you're sexist.

When a guy argues with a woman and is losing, and then responds by trolling every comment she ever made by calling her a bitch and a cunt — yeah, that's sexist, you stupid, racist, sexist stalker piece of shit.

Wrong, loser. I would bet everything I own that the people in my life make up a much wider range of races and nationalities than your group of friends —which, let's be honest, consists of a computer screen and some girls who dumped your petty ass, which is why you're so sexist.

Not crying. Laughing at you. you poor lonely racist sexist piece of shit.

Racist sexist pig.

Hilarious statement coming from the sexist pig who trolled me all day yesterday on Kinja. Sorry bud — we don't need lessons on how to treat people from you.

Hitting children is actually a great way for adults to safely vent stress so they don't wind up hitting their...wait.

I'm pretty sure they'll soon know a world that is face-meltingly hot, except when there's random blizzards and tornados, none of which will help them breathe in the dense acrid layer of air-sludge.

#8 is clearly a humble-brag.

I've always wondered how this relates to meditating. Any thoughts?

it's actually not funny because I have butt-cancer as a result of being pro-Israel. So what you just said is especially insensitive.

If this was 1994 I would say really you burned me. But since it's 2014 you're just an anti-semitic homophobic out-dated and irrelevant internet troll. Burn?

Great — so you're a Gen X anti-semite homophobe. Any other winning qualities?

Who calls a girl a fag? Who calls ANYONE a fag?

Why does an unprovoked synagogue comment from the zionismisracism guy make me extremely uncomfortable?

I think you might have missed the point a little. For one thing, yeah, the only way to get more done is to do more. I agree that in itself isn't all that helpful, but the rules are interesting. As for the mulligans, every system should have breaks built into it to be realistic. And the, "I can extend as long as I…