Oh Jezebel, you will forever be the high school mean girl.

You are now officially to Solange-gate what CNN is to flight 370.

Somewhere Darwin is high-fiving himself.

The show is shot in Toronto and has a largely Canadian cast, and Canadian show-runners. It has very little to do with the BBC, as far as I can tell.

Hi — Yes, I do. I mean, let's be honest: we've both probably grown up on a lot more shows that had flat female characters than males, but in the last few years that's improved a great deal. So nowadays when a show has those kind of one-dimensional (or non-dimensional) female characters it's easy to switch the channel…

By the way, I don't think it's terrible or anything. I watched a few and was mildly entertained and really wanted to like it more. I just think it's insane the way so many critics have hailed it as the new "it" show. And the article in Slate was the height of bad faith. There are flat male characters in all sorts of…

I hate being a hater — but come on people. The male characters are flat because the show is flat. It seems cheesy because it is cheesy. Yes, the show has a solid premise and a great lead actress — but it's poorly directed, the score is atrocious, no one responds to any situation the way they would in real life, and…

Yes, no one ever in the history of everything could possibly have it as hard as you, Miss Average American worker-drone. I mean, sure, you have time to read Lifehacker articles and post ill-conceived messages all over Kinja, but I'm sure that given a little more leisure time you would be just as good as Kafka — hell,…

Dude, I didn't miss your point, and I'm not sure what possibly gave you that impression. I get it — you need an excuse for your lack of productivity and so you're saying hey, no one ever had it as bad as us American business-people. I cannot imagine a more laughable or narcissistic (or just plain pathetic) assertion.…

I'm sorry, but the idea that Kafka left his job at his job is hilarious! He was the most stressed out, anxiety-ridden man alive. Don't forget, for awhile he basically ran a frickin' asbestos factory! He left his job and went home to live with his parents in a small, cramped apartment. He and his father had one of the…

When I was in college there was a rabid campaign to ban Snapple on campus because it was alleged that the boat depicted on the bottle was a slave ship and the K in the triangle was for KKK. Spooky stuff. The truth: the boat is a tea-party boat and the K is for kosher. Didn't stop hundreds of people from signing a…

Perfect!

Sigh. "CNN Trends". 'Nuff said.