LOL they can add all they want to my salary. I'm a highly educated professional! However, if you're asking would I pay more (which I suspect you are, even though you've been wrong now twice): then yes, I would. I would happily pay more if it meant that more people were able to reach good balance and good health.

Read carefully: I don't use birth control. I really can't because hormones. But everyone's body is different. This isn't like underwear, where you pick a different brand because you like the color better. This is hormones which can change literally everything about the functioning of your body. Therefore, there…

How about you stay out of the healthcare and lives of others? Hormonal birth control has piles more uses than contraception.

Adding more? Sure. They can pay me more. Except I'm not paid hourly. I'm salaried. I'll say it again: Insurance companies are required to provide for a certain standard of care. As per the ACA, birth control is within that standard. And, as insurance companies go, it's a drop in the bucket. Especially when you…

GETMYSMELLIN'TURDS! No wait, this isn't that. ;)

Please just be quiet. You're not sounding remotely clever or levelheaded.

Heh, wouldn't that be nice?

Clearly, this person is all about "Facts not feelings," they are clearly demonstrating a level head and fact-based analysis (or screaming and namecalling, I'm not sure which).

Umm. . .it's almost as if we expect government to create reasonable standards of treatment so that we can go about our daily lives without having to worry if something bad happens.

Honey, you're not sounding any righter by calling third grade names. You just sound like a child who desperately needs a nap. Maybe have a Snickers, go lay down?

This is the internet. Home of Bizarre Vitriol (tm)

They compensate me with insurance which has to stand up to the government's standards. Part of that standard is paying for birth control. And you can calm down. I've never even used birth control, but I fully support every single person's right to healthcare which is a private matter between his/her doctor and…

How does calling names make you right?

Boy, you sure showed me. Calling me "dummy." And yes, that is how insurance works. Premiums are part of your compensation package. Your employer doesn't pay for them out of the goodness of their heart. I make a certain amount, but I don't see all that money. Because fully 1/3 of my compensation goes to my health…

Eh, do you actually think that when they were all upset about Uncle Sam in your medical business that they thought about uteruses? Nah, because according to these folks, uteruses and what goes on inside them is already public business.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

I watched this movie just once under pain of death and dismemberment, told it was the VERYBESTMOVIEEVEROMG and HATED literally every minute of it(even though I'm madly in love with Eijofor). Thanks for giving me an excellent framework on which to hang my hate. I mostly eyerolled through it and couldn't think about…

I know I need to read this post, but I can't even feign interest in the Notebook long enough to be bothered reading this much about it.

Ten points for Gryffindor for suggesting a Lunchtime Poll.

And I'm not willing to spend the time waiting and hoping for funny. I've just gone to pay attention to other things. There's plenty more funny out there, and you don't have to wade through stupid to get to it.