Trump is like a six-year-old child that’s heard what the adults in the room have said and then tries to mimic them. He has no context, no deeper understanding, no education, and no patience. He just lashes out and to hell with the consequences.

Stupid childish motherfucker—who started an international crisis and tweeted a picture of a flag! Exactly what an internet troll who has no understanding of consequences would do!—is trying to kick off a cute little war to distract from impeachment (and maybe get re-elected on the side, because uhh that’s what Bush…

I see that we killed some people, apparently with full knowledge that there would be retaliation, and that once the dust clears and more people are dead, we’ll have achieved nothing for the people of the region, the United States, or the world.

Here let me interpret it for you: “You’re a cunt.”

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

Well, Der Führer Fünfundvierzig has been looking for a war to stick Uncle Sam’s dick into for most of his presidency.   Looks like he finally gave up trying to twitter one into existence and just decided to commit an act of war.   I mourn for the innocent lives that will be lost in the region.... and quite possibly…

I can go down the list just a little...

Uh....no. She’s not doing exactly what the Trump administration is doing. That’s a bad faith argument, and makes me wonder about your motives here.

This, kids, is why the Russiagate conspiracy mongering is so toxic.

Yes, you are. A woman risked her life and has suffered years in prison to reveal crimes like mass murder and child sex trafficking and you wanna make jokes about her genitalia?

I feel for Chelsea Manning, and I also think it’s worth pointing out that the Grand Jury system in general is pretty fucked up and subjects a lot of people to situations that would seem to defy constitutionality/due process/basic human rights. The fact that she’s not even the subject of the investigation (but is…

 
Knock on wood, but imagine that freakish weirdo having to address the nation regarding something serious.

Well, Han Solo is not just a smuggler. He’s one of the heroes of Yavin 4 and somewhere between the end of A New Hope and the opening of Empire, he is granted the rank of captain in the Rebellion. The fact that he’s made a general in Jedi is, sure a bit of a plot hole, but it’s not an inconsistency in his character.…

Wait, was Jesus not real? My understanding has always been that Jesus was real, but just a normal dude, not the son of god. Because it’s god that isn’t real.

I remember after the 2018 election, my coworkers were complaining about all the endless and needless investigations the Democrats were preparing to launch against Trump. I had to remind them that in 2016, Jason Chaffetz’s entire campaign was having four years worth of investigations ready to go against Hillary Clinton.

Because NO ONE SHOULD BE GOING TO PRISON. The woman who was sentenced to years in prison for lying about her address to get her son into a better school district CERTAINLY shouldn’t be in prison, but sending Aunt Becky reinforces the idea that these are crimes worthy of hard time. Putting her in jail doesn’t help…

No one should be going to prison over this shit. Make them do legit community service AND fund the four year education of a low income student. what the hell does sending Aunt Becky to prison achieve? Always hit them in the pocketbook. 

He fills it back up with adderall. 

“That’s what my weiner looks like!”

He is, however, a professional make SHIT up artist, but doesn’t think he is.