Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

I’m starting to think that this family is corrupt right down to the bone. Hmmm.

Isn’t the Orange Dumbsicle also getting paid BY THE GOVERNMENT when people who are working are not?!?!?!?!

Why is Nancy Pelosi getting paid when people who are working are not?

The sauce-packets on the silver platters are what really does it.

This is a ten year old’s idea of rich. Dear God, in every day and in every way he is worse and worse and worse.

I’m part Tohono O’odham and I married into a Tohono O’odham family. The border has bisected our traditional homelands since 1848, as well as other border tribes-the Lipan Apache, Yoeme (Yaquí), Kickapoo and I believe also the Tuscarora tribes. For the first few decades after the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, most…

Not a surprise, given that he has probably offered Ronald McDonald the post of Surgeon General

Whenever the Trump family is ejected from the WH they need to be thoroughly searched to make sure none of those heirlooms disappear with them.

Wait, he really fucking did that shit? Served them fast food? Fast food that has just been sitting out there in an empty room? And they’re supposed to find that appetizing? I read he was suggesting it, but I just thought it was more blather and that someone would tell him that, as athletes, they have the services of a…

Jesus. Someone pointed out in a different thread that there’s no way that food is anything more than room temperature at best. 

Brown people and Democrats.

This gif has made me reconsider my dislike less than total appreciation of cats. Today, I am that cat. (Although that quote provides a nice window into the mind of the Trump voter: they didn’t elect him to help them, they elected him to hurt people they don’t like.)

The Adderall doesn't sniff itself, you know.

They should have delayed it and put fact checking comments at the bottom of the feed.

This looked like the most mentally taxing thing he’s ever done in his life.

Dude looked legit winded from the hard thinks to read the script and not let his mouth hole just wander off and report on whatever his attention span had just wandered to.

Or maybe that’s just him being winded from the elevated heart rate…

Even after updating this “with more comments from the Democratic response”, you missed the best part of the clap back from Schumer:

Spoilers!