I feel like body shaming doesn’t describe this; calling attention to somone’s creepy expression that results from their diseased soul and minimal humanity isn’t body shaming. Kinda like calling Trump fat could be called body shaming, but calling attention to his habit of crossing his arms like a fussy toddler isn’t.

Don’t forget “lynching the gays”. 

Man, Trump’s annoying as fuck. “if I this”—“if I that” ...”If I died, market would crash”

“President Trump has done more for minority groups in this country than any president in decades.”

I’m a fan of this one, personally:

queue one of my favs....

“lived in a more respectful time” = “women were ‘sacred’” = “back in the good ole days where you could slap your wife and grope your secretary without anybody getting all lawyered-up, and the coloreds knew their place”

The president defines the mood and personality of the country. We have an unhinged chimp as president, who flings his shit at people on a daily basis, therefore we have a country that is not respectful. We have a president who condones violence against people he disagrees with. We have a president who mocks disabled…

My first thought was Mr. V.P. (Mister cause I am super respectful) if we lived in more respectful times: 

Apologies in advance, but whenever Callista Gingrich is mentioned, I am forced to post this picture:

Funny how God always tells “Christians” which path to take, but when anyone else claims to hear voices in their head they must be crazy — suffering from mental illness.

Maybe because it’s so blatantly transparent these days?

I am not sure why but their hypocrisy is really getting on my nerves lately.

If we lived in a more respectful time, no Republican would have been elected to office since 1964.

Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh would have already been confirmed if we “lived in a more respectful time,” 

Hey, Pence.

My husband is a staunch republican and lazy/irresponsible voter. If I don’t remind him to vote, he won’t. So I will be making my trip to the polls quietly come November.

Even if you don’t live in Texas, everyone please send Beto’s campaign $5. It’s worth skipping a latte or a meal to get the zodiac killer voted out of office.

If he doesnt push it someone else will. The war on drugs is over. It will never be won.

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”. How fucking fantastic.