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Yaassss Queen!

For real. Racists calling the most elegant First Lady to date an “ape in heels”, and yet here we have a high ranking staffer crouching like an actual ape on the Oval Office furniture.

She looks like a grownup handed her the phone so she would shut up while the adults were talking

What a trashy bitch. Show some respect. You’re in the oval office, you’re wearing a dress, people are visiting.

No comment on her as a person because she is evil and it’s seeping out of her pores but she is looking at her phone the same way my mother looks at her phone. Why can’t people learn how to hold a goddamn phone!?

What kind of grown ass woman sits that way?????

RIP ONIKA

Torn to pieces! You could box up Minaj, sell her at IKEA.

I would raise my hand but it’s buried in an enormous bag of cheesy popcorn.

I’m stress eating. Who else is?

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.

Because they’re the federal bureau of investigation, not the bureau of ‘Yep, sure looks like it’.

He just means his reaction. He’s saying he would have helped anybody in a similar situation.

I remember thinking how great this dress was, but now that she’s had some more time being royal under her belt, she’s picked out some things that are WAY better (mostly coats).

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

Are you ugly? Because I am, and I’ve worked in a bio lab where I was ignored constantly, too. It was kind of great because I could get shit done.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*