I’m glad it made you feel empowered though. I just don’t dig celebrity Beyoncé I dig artist Beyoncé.

I felt the same way about this performance. It was like a very long commercial for having a baby.

Yeah, it was a bit much. She should have cut the opening vid in half or opened with everyone already in position. And her mom bragging on about her kids in the introduction. I get it, you’re really proud of your babies...except I’m not here to see you, Mama Knowles.

I love Beyoncé. I love Lemonade and her albums. I’ve been to concerts of hers. I know all the words.

May the Bey-hive forgive me but for the most part this seemed more self-aggrandizing than usual. Ten minutes in (an exaggeration), I was wondering when it was going to be over.

This Beyonce performance is weird AF and I don’t understand it.

Oh, hell ladies...I’LL wear a red floral dress, high heels and flamenco dance with castanets on his grave!

I also feel like this is all for show. She did NOT just pick that accent up “on the streets” (I also doubt she’s spent much time “on the streets”). It’s too forced and borderline unintelligible. She sounds like a fucking British townie.

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Matthew Macfayden Darcy or GTFO.

I volunteer to check on him

I think he looks hot.

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

I usually stay away from this term but I have reached my goddamn limit.

:) so happy that Netflix sees money in STEM education. And just plain psyched.

All day, bad news. Shut the front door. I can go to bed. This is wonderful.

when I had an American Girl Doll (Samantha), her body was just cloth and there was no underwear. I think she had some bloomer-short-things, but that’s about it. This is all new to me.

This is like Kylie Jenner level art

This is karma for Macy’s shutting down Marshall Fields in Chicago.