I’m by myself so it’s Pizza Hut pizza with extra tomatoes and a chocolate chip cookie. I’ll probably eat the whole cookie and not even regret it.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

“I’m vegan...”

I’m here for this, where do I buy tickets?

1. “Love on Top” is one of those songs that blew my mind the first time I heard it. All those key changes? GURL.

“Despite the fact that she is indeed with children, she will be performing at the Grammys on February 12.”

I think women should announce their intention to have an abortion in the newspaper and we can have a good ol’ townhall meeting to decided.

As somebody who had to terminate around 20 weeks due to fetal abnormalities inconsistent with life, FUCK YOU, ARKANSAS.

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

I said this in another thread that will never get out of the greys, but no 2nd-time-pregnant woman does the photoshoot. When I was pregnant with my first, I flaunted it. With my second, I openly discussed pissing my pants and my bladder falling out of my body whilst downing containers of Nutella by the spoonful. Don’t…

I am absolutely convinced that Beyonce and her team believe they are doing avant-garde art and that we should all be grateful that they have so generously shared it with us.

To be honest, I get what you’re saying, overall I agree with your message but also... I clicked on a celebrity news article not really expecting to have deep conversation, and I’m going to hold my ground when it comes to my original statement, when it comes to celebrity gossip my purity test isn’t so pure. I also…

Wtf is this the K-Mart hillbilly Virgin Mary special?

Since you asked (in my imagination), I think she did carry Blue Ivy. But I also think that she wore padding beginning with the night that she announced her pregnancy. The 2011 VMAs were big for people like Gaga, Britney, and Katy Perry, but it didn’t really qualify as a big night for Beyoncé. She was basically there…

This pregnancy is real, the first one wasn’t and I believe there was a legit reason for that... hell even if there wasn’t who cares, if someone wants to carry my kid for me, I’m down.

I believe Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. I also believe that Blue was born via surrogate.

If she didn’t fake her first pregnancy, she wants us to think she faked her first pregnancy. I mean, come on. All her proof is headless or blurry not very convincing pictures. At this point, it is possible she is faking faking her pregnancy. It is fake pregnancy inception.

Best thing I’ve heard in response to this news is a tweet (sorry don’t remember where I saw it) that said that Beyonce now has more black people inside of her than Trump has on his cabinet.

There is zero evidence of her being a shapeshifting reptilian, and nobody with a sound mind seriously entertains that thought.

i don’t hate. i just know she is too vapid to carry a pregnancy. at least the photo shop on these isn’t as janky as her ‘thigh gap.’