The court should prohibit JDepp from getting any more stupid fucking tattoos until he pays Amber’s full settlement. That oughta light a fire under his Keith Richards wannabe and failing ass.

I graduated from the U of M. I’d happily go to San Diego, because San Diego is a) probably at least 50 degrees warmer right now, and b) kinda fun. But I’d rather slide 10 feet down a razor blade than attend this fucking bowl game.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

The guy films his pranks at airports or in airplanes and then we’re supposed to be outraged that he finally got kicked off a plane?

Shouting people get kicked off flights all the time.

You don’t kick babies off flights because they can’t help it. They are absolutely right to kick belligerent and obnoxious passengers off a flight.

She makes me roll my eyes so hard. She said in a recent interview that she had never felt like her body was sexy until she had a child and got “curves.” Right. The swimsuit model has never felt sexy until the magic experience of pushing a kid out of one’s vag.

This is a serious story, no unibrow jokes.

This is a sad and serious story, yet I can’t stop focusing on this guy’s unibrow.

healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

I can’t decide if you are very young or just very weird.

Attention men:

I think sometimes we mourn not only the lost child, but the life we would/could have had as well. The loss of that potential can be as difficult as the factual one.  Everyone suffers differently and I wish I had an answer for you, but I do hope your pain lessens and that you are someday able to be happy again.

Adoptive mama here. I love my little munchkin!

I finished grad school this week! And . . . No one has done anything. Actually one friend gave me a gift card for a massage. But that’s it. No card or flowers from my husband. No donuts at work. Nothing from my parents. I’m not expecting a Rolex or anything but I’ve been working on this for three years. Cmon people!

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

He was ninety-six, had a good life, and didn’t die ironically. Not too bad.

...There’s not as much adulation of Kate in the UK as you’d think. I go to the university she and Will graduated from, we don’t really talk about them other than to gossip about how Will got a degree in geography, aka advanced coloring.