It’s kind of weird to remember the birthday of someone who you dated for a few months several years ago regardless of age. The ex whose birthday I can remember at all is the one I was married to.

Isn’t John Mayer like 40? He’s too old for that childish shit.

Beyonce uses Uber?

I worked at YC one Christmas in HS. Their policy was to return the candle no matter what, so a woman came in with a half burned Christmas cookie candle and begged me to take it back because she didn’t know how long her will power was going to hold out. She was about to go face first in cookies and blamed the candle.…

A blonde woman leaned over the guardrail to yell, “Better than killin’ babies!”

Maybe if they were religious they would still be together and happy.

For those of us that watch the shoe regularly (GUILTY!), the fact that they are separated comes as no surprise. The way that they talk to each other on the show, it always seemed like divorce was imminent.

I cannot imagine the torture of working with my ex-husband in front of cameras while we were separated and divorcing. I don’t know why these people are torturing themselves like this.

I love candle drama.

Really? After watching that clip I’m thinking he doesn’t deserve any awards. Seems like a boorish asshole.

Louisiana is yet another red welfare state that gets much more back from the federal government than it pays in taxes (unlike most blue states), but hates big government. It’s just typical, hypocritical GOP bullshit.

New game:

Weren’t all the Ocean movie targets personal? Andy Garcia was dating Danny Ocean’s ex-wife in 11. The night fox wanted to prove he was better than Danny in 12. And in 13 Al Pacino double crossed Rueben so Danny wanted to get back at him.

Wasn’t the first movie about how Clooney was mad at some dude for boinking Julia Roberts?

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

Her face makes me sad inside.

That Barack Obama - so arrogant! So entrenched!

A feminist wants any woman to do whatever she wants to in her life as long as she doesn’t hurt anyone else. If a lady wants to wear a burka, let her.

Idk about atheist and feminist, but you’re definitely a troll.

I mean, Trump has literally been caught on tape talking about grabbing women’s genitals against their will and has a long history of sexual assault accusations against him but we elected him President of the entire country. It’s not shocking to me at all that Polanski has so many defenders. We don’t care about women…