$30 is a bargain! People where I live pay $150 each to have them trapped and hauled away. Not sure what they do with them around here.

I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.

You’re fucking kidding me?

...and now Waze has this reminder whenever you arrive at your location

“If any of us had a grandpa talking like Trump is tweeting today we’d start looking into finding a nice nursing home and we all know it.”

It’d be cool if Trump himself knew what he was going to say or do before he said or did it.

The Twin Cities in general has a pretty small African American population (like less than 20%, and quite a bit of that is comprised of Somali immigrants who are Muslim and “generally” don’t celebrate Xmas). So I think it’s neat they’re finally representing that part of the community. They also have a “sensory Santa”…

Mycroft would have never allowed Trump to win.

There was a picture of her on election night going around Twitter with the most BUSTED looking extensions I’ve ever seen. Just a disaster.

I mean, did she buy the bus? She had to have, right? What rental bus company lets you write on the side of it? Regardless, I hate anyone who uses hashtags on anything but social media.

I feel like this bus/wedding romper situation needs further discussion.

#jonesingforagoodtime

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

You ever wonder why such a vaccine was not developed in the United States given the billions that pharmaceutical companies spend on research and development? This is my theory: There is more money to be made in keeping those with HIV alive, having to take expensive medications for the rest of their lives, then there…

Weird. It’s almost as if when birth control is easily and widely available in a first world nation, the number of unplanned pregnancies drop. Who knew.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

“I would deeply and sincerely like to apologise to every one for this, and black women especially,”

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

That’s sort of too fucking bad for him. Don’t have sex with teenagers while married if you are so concerned about your image. Fuck Ford.