fine....... you can hang over there with your proletariat clit............. me and my discernment clit will be over here practicing saying “nietzsche” over and over till it sounds natural

Man, I have to say, your clit sounds kind of snobby to me, and like maybe its trying too hard to fit a certain kind of demographic.

If you haven’t read Freedom, I can promise you that all the writing in there is just as bad as the sex parts. I would also like to remind/inform everyone about the plotline in that book where a middle-aged man falls in love with a younger Indian woman, and guess what her name is? Guess? What? Her? Name? Is?

I actually really liked the book, though I agree that he clearly has no understanding of female anatomy, but I’m wondering why, several years after its release, you are reading and writing about it.

Awwww, thank you so much! What a sweet thing to say :-) I’ve been very lucky with him, and for that I’m grateful. And yes, I’m very open with him; I don’t want him walking through the world not understanding that women use sex toys and like sex as much as men. Or that men use them, too!

That joke flew right the hell over my head, sorry.

I love her too. She is quite honest about who she is and what she has done and she hustles hard for her money. Just these “who is she?” comments get old. Like if you found your way to Jezebel you can Google the woman. Plenty of people making money doing nothing why not take advantage of it while you can.

I’m all about the old broads but I don’t really get this argument.

She saying that the fashion is geared towards the younger (broke, maybe) ladies, instead of the older women who have the funds to spend on expensive clothes.

Um, it was amazing. I got into work and read it and was just transfixed.

Seriously. She is a true businesswoman (no snark).

yaaaaas. It was amazing. Although I will say I was pleasantly surprised to see the NYT’s giving Kris her due. That woman is clearly smart as a goddamn whip and none of her kids would be anywhere without her.

Kris Jenner will guillotine the writer when she finally takes over our nation.

Can we please talk about the snarky Kris Jenner profile in the New York Times magazine???

Every mention of Louis CK around here somebody says they’d bang him in a heartbeat. If anybody can think of a female equivalent I’ll buy them lunch.

is it safe to google “bagel scooping” at work. because i dont know what that is.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST I AM CAPABLE OF BEING WRONG

lol right

My lips were drawn so big they separated from my body b/c they grew a brain and soul and I SET THEM FREE. MY LIPLINER CREATED LIFE FROM NOTHING.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK