I’d rather them not be a slave to the original and going with the same color palette and a Goblin score would definitely be a huge step in the direction of “unnecessary remake,” to me. Give me something inspired by and based on the original but make it your own and that appears to be what they’ve done. Maybe I’m just…

I don’t know about that. Other than the bizarre “sits on a couch” shit, the cold open set piece was really fun, and even though the weird Blofeld retcon feels dumb, all of the big scenes of the movie are a lot of fun. And skiing! It felt so much like a 70's Bond, for better or for worse.

It is also redeemed by Michelle Trachtenberg in swimwear and that awesome club outfit.

Yeah, it’s definitely number two behind Raiders for me. While I get the issues people have with Willie Scott, I never understood problematizing Short Round. Ke Huy Quan has tons of charisma, his character is hilarious but not the butt of derisive jokes, and he kicks ass and has his own agency in the story. He always…

I wouldn’t consider any of them truly scary, but The X-Files built some of their best episodes around secret societies hiding in plain view. The devil-worshipping teachers in Die Hand Der Verletzt, the chicken factory cannibals in Our Town, the Luke Wilson vampires in Bad Blood. Heck, even The Syndicate was cool…

from Treehouse of Horror III (in the pet cemetery, for extra cleverness)

You know what I find weird and unromantic? The decrease in people’s ability to use and understand figurative language. The idea that a Britney Spears song is somehow linguistically too sophisticated for music journalists to understand is just depressing.

It’s weird that this article doesn’t mention the fact that it’s quite obviously about fucking.

I was surprised to learn Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was about racism, but on reflection it makes total sense.

Mario Exits, Pursued by King Koopa.

Kanye going on about Trump and togetherness is like that Monty Python talk show, “Stake Your Claim.” Kimmel mentions the separated families, and West says, “Actually, I’m afraid that’s where my claim falls to the ground. I was hoping you wouldn’t mention that.”

Doctor Sanchez

“I want my heart pills...!”

Am I holding a crock of shit!? Tell me something... is this hospital called “St. Crock of Shit”!?

“You shut the fuck up, Clem Fandango!”

“Goddamn these electric sex pants!”

Snuff Box forever, I tells ya.

You need to see Cushing as Dr. Frankenstein in the Hammer films, where he’s far more villainous. In “Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed” alone he turns the home of a newly married couple into a human abbatoir.

I’m saying it now. Sonic is trash. Except for the slushies.

Again, what is being described is NOT a reboot.