I have complete confidence in Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom to get this movie made.

This movie was shooting at an abandoned Taco Bell right up the street from my house a few weeks ago. It’s been empty for years, but the film crew fixed it all up to make it look like one of the old Taco Bells from the ‘60s/’70s.

“I can’t wait til I get a real job, and then my abuse will mean something to some prick on the internet!”

I mean, that was a plot of the X-Men comics long before this movie came out.

Your wish has been retroactively granted, and seasons 1 and 2 are just as funny as his other shows. You are welcome.

Just yelled that to the drive-thru guy at Wendy’s.

I will go see this, I will cry like a tiny little baby girl, and none of you awful motherfuckers will be able to stop me. NONE OF YOU AWFUL MOTHERFUCKERS WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME.

Has Bird ever publicly claimed to be an objectivist? Because looking at his films, the claim looks pretty damn spurious. Not every elitist is an objectivist. The nastiness of Rand’s philosophy isn’t so much the elitism as its ennobling of selfishness.

I vote for John Travolta reprising his Primary Colors Clinton impersonation.

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Watching the New York season of “Top Chef” on Hulu right now. We guessed Lauren would be out first because they edited a lot of personal details of her talking head segments before the Quickfire Challenge even started. It really felt like, “Better get to know me now, because you will never see me again” sort of thing.

My wife and daughter watch about every cooking/designing contest show ever. I’m about 8 for 10 at picking the first one.

When will we, in Donald Trump’s America (Great Again!), in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen, come to grips with the fact that movies about Dingosaurs are Sinful, and that the Devil himself, the Father of 1,000 Lies, put those “fossils” into the ground to test our Faith, and that even a Glimpse of a…

I know it’s not your fault, Jesse, because obviously today was when the review embargo lifted, but what the fuck with having the embargo lifted so far in advance of the release? I was all, “Oh wow, JW2 is opening this weekend?” Then realized, wait, no, it’s not opening for another two and a half weeks.

It’s so ironic that these shitheels are the self-appointed gatekeepers of nerd culture when they don’t understand a single thing about it past people hitting each other.

That’s why I never saw Return of the Jedi!  I’m very confused by the new Star Wars films, btw, why didn’t Leia and Luke end up together?

Given how little of an impact said toxic nerds and their boycotts had on other movies that made bajillions of dollars (The Last Jedi, Fury Road, etc.) I don’t think you can attribute Solo’s lack of profits to them. It seems more like it was the usual cocktail of middling reviews, blockbuster competition, nicer…

Disney has high hopes for Porkins: A Star Wars Story.

Alternate headline:

Weekend Box Office: In its second week, Solo could have used more accompaniment