In all fairness, he was talking about a Helen he knew in Troy, Michigan.

We went to Boogie Nights…and we've been married 17 years. Choose your date movie carefully.

Just realized I really want to see this film done as a Documentary Now parody. Bill Hader as Billy Mitchell.

Thanks for giving me my biggest laugh of the day.

Yeah, I don't know why, but I can read these personal stories for years.

In all fairness, that cartoon is still pretty cool. They included the cartoon as an Easter egg in the last Star Wars Blu-Ray set.

I hear you. Age is everything. I was 7 when I saw Return of the Jedi in the theater and had my own stuffed Ewok, collected Ewok comics, watched the Ewok cartoons, had the Ewok village…

It's true, Jabba would laugh at all your jokes. Slowly, but still…a good pal.

I loved those cassette (and record) storybooks. Although "Return of the Jedi" was spoiled for me by the Scholastic picture storybook which I devoured. The title of the book was "Revenge of the Jedi," so I wish I'd kept it. I bought it from one of those bookmobiles they brought to schools.

My biggest wish about this film - which probably won't happen - is that they keep Ilyana's origins as Magik intact. Because it's a very disturbing concept but key to her character.

I hope that the next inevitable Bond Blu-Ray release contains a half hour long documentary on the pigeon. ("And then I thought, wait - we can save this in the editing room. I've got an idea.")

Maybe it was all Jaws' idea.

From everything I've read, he was just so proud to finally be in a big budget film. He did sneer a bit at Hammer's low budgets and cost cutting. So I'm sure he really enjoyed that role.

Tagline: "This time he's playing by the rules!"

That was truly a Mr. Show-worthy line.

And they're also scripting sketches for this tour w/pre-taped bits from Patton and Felicia. It sounds like this will be more elaborate than Cinematic Titanic, building off what Joel learned.

People would be pretty pissed if they did, say, a dozen different movies spread out over all these cities - because then you couldn't see them all. Unless you're picturing a Grateful Dead model where fans just quit their jobs and follow them around, waiting for the next amazing improvisation so that one can say, "Man,…

I get what you're saying, but I just don't think that really matters when it comes to doing a live show. Live shows are their own species of animal and there's more electricity when performers are in front of a live audience, and back-and-forth.

They relax as the season goes on. "Reptilicus" is the most awkward but by the time I got to "Yongary" I didn't feel this way at all.

"Cry Wilderness" was easily the funniest movie they riffed this season so I look forward to re-watching it. "Carnival Magic" was also…um….something.