Side note, $30 for a fucking pie that costs maybe $5 to make is a goddamn travesty.

I read the Order of Sartorial Splendor almost every day - they do great tiara write-ups, but also a lot of very good royals coverage. I don’t know why I find it so fascinating...I’m both in love with seeing a good tiara event, but also disgusted by the amount of wealth that seems to be hoarded by royal families.

I am going to use this opportunity to shamelessly brag about the pies that I did, in fact, make by hand from scratch. It took about 2.5 days and a lot of fucking butter.

Scalia is more of a threat to the oft-cited American way of life than any outside forces, and I am not saying this with any sense of hyperbole. How he was ever put on the Supreme Court is baffling to me.

Is this considered #adulting?

I find this strangely fascinating and delightful.

I’m 34 years old and went to an event tonight with many marketing types and I felt like I was 1100 years old and then I also remembered that some of these people didn’t know who Winnie Cooper was and then I died a little more on the inside.

I should start a service wherein I let people borrow my two kids for a day or so for a dry run. I get a day off from #adulting (SWIDT) and the childless get a hands on lesson in REAL adulthood.

This isn't even the worst of it.

What in the ever-loving fuck is avocado pudding?

Electric corkscrew. Makes wine-adjacent adulting so much easier.

I need to go watch this yesterday.

I just needed to tell you that I love your username.

I love you too.

Thank you. I can only assume you are as well.

Thanks for saying what I was thinking.

Catch 22 is one of my favorite books of all time. I re-read it often as a reminder of the absurdity of everything.

He was actually Major Major Major Major.

Can we just fire Congress?

BUT WOMEN HAVE PERIODS AND FEELINGS! WHAT IF THEY ARE HAVING HORMONES AND ALSO A GUN.